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Who Doesn't Like a Little Head(y) LIF

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by youbrewidrink, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. youbrewidrink

    youbrewidrink Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Vermont
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    So here is the deal, my beloved Patriot dropped a stink bomb last week and I need cheering up. Make me smile, make me laugh and I don't care how you do it. In this thread only, no beermails.

    In return for said entertainment, I will send a 4pak of Heady Topper plus a stemless Alchemist snifter to my favorite and also to the writer of the post that generates the most likes.

    I will run this until Monday January 28th at 12 non EST.
     
  2. doopiedoopiedoo

    doopiedoopiedoo Initiate (0) Oct 2, 2010 Netherlands

    Crap, I was going to BM you a picture of Jeffo, naked...
     
  3. youbrewidrink

    youbrewidrink Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Vermont
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    I do have a big smile after hearing that
     
  4. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    A couple throws a costume party where everyone needs to dress as an emotion.
    Party starts - doorbell rings. hot blonde shows up in a pink lingerie with a pink feather boa -- "Hi, I'm tickled pink". Cool costume.
    Doorbell rings -- two people are at the door. Guy in a green "charlie from Always sunny" body suit with his friend who is in jeans, no shirt, with the letters "NV" painted on his chest. "Hi, I'm green with envy". Neat.
    Doorbell rings - I show up naked with my privates in a bowl of custard and youbrewidrink shows up with a holding a pear that he "finished" on. "Hi, I'm f_cking disgusted and he came in despair".
     
  5. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    and I immediately regret hitting Post Reply.
     
  6. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2007 New York

    Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God to watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question... God asks Peyton Manning first: What do you believe?
    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.God cant help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, What do you believe?
    Tony says, I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, Ive always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is greatly moved by Tony sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Tom Brady And you, Tom, what do you believe?
    Tom replies, I believe youre in my seat.
     
  7. BdubleEdubleRUN

    BdubleEdubleRUN Initiate (0) Jul 28, 2009 California

  8. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

    The NBA
     
  9. Drew26

    Drew26 Initiate (0) Nov 2, 2012 Wisconsin

    I have the perfect way to make a Pats fan smile, but I don't think I can take out Bernard Pollard in a timely manner... :wink:
     
  10. merc7186

    merc7186 Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2010 New York

    As a division rival and from the Buffalo area, I figured you could appreciate this...

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  11. WassailWilly

    WassailWilly Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2007 New York

    Thats just WRONG !!!
    Oh and BTW F-Dallas
     
  12. LambAndTunaPhish

    LambAndTunaPhish Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2012 Connecticut
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    Oh, you're a Pats fan? Then I'll just leave this here...

     
  13. youbrewidrink

    youbrewidrink Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Vermont
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    You must not be intersted in the Heady Topper
     
  14. cneville

    cneville Initiate (0) Sep 16, 2010 Ohio

    [​IMG]
    buttfumblin'
     
  15. pschul4

    pschul4 Initiate (0) Jan 7, 2011 Illinois

    What's been something like 4 years since you've seen your team hoist the trophy? Look on the bright side at least you're not a cubs fan like me :slight_frown:
    [​IMG]
     
  16. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

  17. LambAndTunaPhish

    LambAndTunaPhish Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2012 Connecticut
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    But we can at least make fun of the Jets together, right? Let's start with this arm punt by Sanchez.
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  18. ant880

    ant880 Savant (1,179) Nov 7, 2010 New York
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  19. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 Maine

    Damn you...
     
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