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Wynkoop to release Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (no joke)

Discussion in 'US - Mountain' started by wagenvolks, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Advocate (655) Texas Sep 23, 2005

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/beer/2012/10/01/joke-wynkoop-brews-rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/6330/
    Looks like it will be making an appearance at GABF this year.

    Can't wait for the ISO posts...

    ISO: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout; FT: My left nut!
     
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  2. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Florida Jun 24, 2010

    And here I always thought that bull balls would go better with the flavor profile of a Gose
     
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  3. cmmcdonn

    cmmcdonn Savant (355) Virginia Jun 21, 2009

    I was just about to issue a "WTF?" as to why testicles were an ingredient in an oyster stout. Good thing I clicked on the article. :oops:
     
  4. MaxSpang

    MaxSpang Advocate (515) Ohio Jan 28, 2011

    It takes a lot of balls to brew a beer like that.
     
  5. jivex5k

    jivex5k Advocate (600) Florida Apr 13, 2011

    LOL
    That's.....interesting.
     
  6. Todd

    Todd Founder (1,440) Colorado Aug 23, 1996 Staff Member

    More from today's press release:
    Here's a pic of them preparing the testicles ...
    [​IMG]

    Blog post for even more info:
    http://www.wynkoop.com/beer-blog/item/150-wynkoop-to-release-ballsiest-beer-ever
     
  7. wagenvolks

    wagenvolks Advocate (655) Texas Sep 23, 2005

    all i could read from that was 'meaty loads'...:oops:
     
  8. Domingo

    Domingo Champion (945) Colorado Apr 23, 2005

    They're lucky they have Marty Jones as their pitchman. This one...I just don't think I can...
     
  9. Just tell your fellow tickers it's a Nut Brown Ale
     
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  10. That's a great idea... I have a skunk invasion at my place, I can just catch them, put them in the blender and use them for home brewing..
     
  11. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Advocate (595) Colorado Jan 20, 2012

    Swallow...?
    Really, how many people have had mikkeller beer geek brunch weasel? If I can drink weasel shit I'm pretty sure this won't be an issue either.
     
  12. gestyr

    gestyr Savant (325) Pennsylvania Dec 5, 2005

    I am not sure I have the balls to try this. :)
     
  13. joshclauss

    joshclauss Savant (305) Colorado Oct 31, 2010

    I bet it wins gold in experimental.
     
  14. knucks999

    knucks999 Aficionado (180) Colorado Sep 30, 2008

    Oh man, you're probably so right, that's hilarious. I just hope it's been sold before the GABF deadline, or else it's not admissible.
     
  15. SalukiAlum

    SalukiAlum Advocate (530) Colorado Dec 19, 2010

    I bet I try some!!
     
  16. joshclauss

    joshclauss Savant (305) Colorado Oct 31, 2010

    @Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"
     
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  17. I would be interested since the testicles are sterile (from boiling)
     
  18. If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
    The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.
     
  19. Yes it does! Apparently, it takes 3 per barrel! lol
     
  20. some days, more than others, I remember what my dear old pappy told me, back in '65 I believe it was. During the "birds and bees" talk I believe.

    "Son, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it, do you understand?"
     
  21. It's great seeing these comments, I hope you nuts will stop by and give our Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout a try at GABF or Wynkoop. We would never steer you wrong.
     
  22. dauss

    dauss Advocate (575) Colorado Aug 9, 2003

    You guys could have called the beer "Tea Bag"
     
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  23. joshclauss

    joshclauss Savant (305) Colorado Oct 31, 2010

    "Steer"? I see what you did there...
     
  24. tacosandbeer

    tacosandbeer Savant (420) Colorado Sep 24, 2010

  25. Mebuzzard

    Mebuzzard Poobah (1,030) Colorado May 19, 2005

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  26. Domingo

    Domingo Champion (945) Colorado Apr 23, 2005

    Belgorado kicks ass. Not too sure about the stout even if it isn't that bad.
     
  27. Mebuzzard

    Mebuzzard Poobah (1,030) Colorado May 19, 2005

    You're just nuts

    :confused: Hey-O!
     
  28. tacosandbeer

    tacosandbeer Savant (420) Colorado Sep 24, 2010

    That was short-lived. BeerJobber is no more.
     

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