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You know you're a beer geek...

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by cincysig, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Advocate (515) California Jan 1, 2011 Beer Trader

    So tempted to set up a trade just to get your address.
  2. CTJman

    CTJman Poobah (1,050) Connecticut Jan 14, 2013 Beer Trader

    When you're in china and travel hours from Beijing to Shanghai searching for the 6 breweries they have in the middle of run down dark allies. Yah I've been doing that this month
    JxExM and loafinaround like this.
  3. When you think "what the hell am I going to do with only one Armand 4 Seasons box?"

    When you get nervous because you're down to only one case of a favorite beer.

    When you see a beer collection for sale and immediately check for a flight to the city it's in.
  4. i.e. Mikkeller Cat Poop Coffee Beer.
  5. Lutter

    Lutter Advocate (660) Texas Jun 30, 2010

    My girlfriend asked me about the Firestone Walker XVI I just got in a trade and her eyes started rolling back into her head when I pulled out the info sheet from inside the box and started listing off the barrel-aged beers in the blend. lol.
  6. When it takes you one day to move all the beer you own to a place that you are moving into.
    When all your shirts and sweaters are beer related.
    When your fridge is full of beer, and you have nothing but beer glassware in the cabinet.
    jgluck, luwak and RockAZ like this.
  7. beercanman

    beercanman Savant (485) Ohio Dec 17, 2012

    When you have to run out for one thing and you hit all the bottle shops in your area as well.
  8. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Advocate (745) Oklahoma Oct 22, 2010

    ...when you look to your cellar to find that perfect birthday gift for someone.
  9. T-RO

    T-RO Savant (410) New Hampshire Nov 9, 2012 Beer Trader

    when your wife opens the door to the water pump closet in the basement and says "I found your stash"

    when a second decent beer store opens within 5 miles of your fave and you end up spending double each week because both owners are great folks.

    When you're on the phone with your bosses boss and put him on hold when a co-worker comes in with a beer question.
    darky likes this.
  10. BradStokley

    BradStokley Savant (450) Maryland Jan 19, 2013 Beer Trader

    when you start talking about beer in front of your friends and they all roll their eyes, again.

    or when no one you know has ever heard of any of the beers in your basement.
    DelMontiac and adkieffer like this.
  11. slim2043

    slim2043 Savant (430) Connecticut Jul 23, 2012

    When you start drinking IPAs only at breweries and out of growlers from breweries because the 1-2 week old cans and bottles just don't do it for you anymore... You need fresh hops!

    When your nights are spent formulating recipes and your weekends are spent crafting them into delicious beer

    When your smartphone doubles as a bottle opener
    DelMontiac likes this.
  12. mcrago

    mcrago Savant (405) Indiana Oct 6, 2012

    When you create a spreadsheet to track the beers you own... (I do this)o_O
    budsandsuds8, fredmugs, JxExM and 5 others like this.
  13. slim2043

    slim2043 Savant (430) Connecticut Jul 23, 2012

    We all do
    LeRose, JxExM, leezy and 1 other person like this.
  14. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Advocate (625) Ohio Jul 4, 2008

    When you spend time in the beer aisle, beer store whathaveya like you used to spend time in the nearly extinct record stores of old...or being labeled the "beer whisperer" by the waiter @ a recent gathering of friends @ a birthday dinner. Despite HIS label, this guy was no slouch @ describing the beers on hand to the uninitiated in our dinner party.
    Danmullens1 likes this.
  15. Soloveitchik

    Soloveitchik Advocate (525) New York Feb 7, 2013 Beer Trader

    when you almost start arguing with the BMC distributer stocking the shelves b/c he really wants you to try their 'new and improved' brew.
    darky likes this.
  16. MarioM

    MarioM Advocate (610) California Sep 13, 2009

    When you walk into a shop and an employee brings out something special from the back without having to ask if there's something new.
    RStang13, yeti123 and DelMontiac like this.
  17. How about you have Named Glassware for each style oh wait Belgium already does that :)
    In my case your bar is so full of Breweriana that you can't fit your Glass on it and use another table.
  18. mcomben

    mcomben Savant (295) Michigan Dec 2, 2008 Beer Trader

    My dad's birthday was on Wednesday and we're getting together this weekend for dinner. He's the type that buys whatever he needs when he needs it so its hard to buy gifts for him. Opened up the cellar, pulled out a black note and bcbs. He's yet to have either, but loves barrel aged stouts so I'm really excited to share these with him.
  19. mcomben

    mcomben Savant (295) Michigan Dec 2, 2008 Beer Trader

    Additionally, when you are heading over to another BA's house you make sure to bring a few bottles with. Not necessarily special brews or to drink together that night, but because you wanted to make sure he has the opportunity to try it or the you're worried you wont be able to tackle it before the hops fade.

    I guess it's kind of like a BA version of handshake or hug.
  20. Perfect!
    dachshunddude86 likes this.
  21. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Advocate (515) Florida Jun 13, 2012

    I'm not gay.... but, will you marry me? o_O
    Siggy125 likes this.
  22. musicman7070

    musicman7070 Advocate (530) New Jersey Aug 26, 2012 Beer Trader

    Special cleaning solution exists for beer glasses?! Where can I get some? And here I've been using dish detergent this whole time. lol And also, what are the benefits of using special cleaning solution as opposed to normal dish detergent?
  23. fox227

    fox227 Advocate (610) California Nov 19, 2010

    Can I be your friend?
    Siggy125 likes this.
  24. adkieffer

    adkieffer Savant (420) Washington Nov 23, 2010

    Hot damn! Great idea for one of my dad's extra rooms

    Thank you for also giving me a picture i can show to my wife so she can see i don't have a beer problem yet!
    Kerrie and Siggy125 like this.
  25. raynmoon

    raynmoon Advocate (630) Colorado Aug 13, 2011 Beer Trader

    ...when you post on this thread.
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  26. When there are beer books and catalogs in the bathroom.
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  27. EyePeeAyBryan

    EyePeeAyBryan Advocate (725) Arizona Dec 20, 2011 Beer Trader

    When you have more breweries/bars than actual human friends on facebook and twitter.
  28. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Advocate (745) Oklahoma Oct 22, 2010

    ...when your legs go numb while reading Beer Advocate magazine on the crapper.
  29. DrGonzoDDS

    DrGonzoDDS Savant (320) Illinois Mar 7, 2010 Beer Trader

    you're a dick. That is coming from a place of pure jealously. also, can I move in?
    Siggy125 likes this.
  30. dennho

    dennho Savant (375) New York Oct 29, 2006

    Keep it up buddy, 14 months for me. It gets better!
    JohnQ and DelMontiac like this.
  31. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Poobah (1,030) Kentucky Mar 3, 2011 Beer Trader

    I've never actually cried out of sheer happiness, thank you.
    Siggy125 likes this.
  32. LOCAL

    LOCAL Savant (325) New Hampshire Oct 29, 2006

    when the beer store hires you.
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  33. cbros

    cbros Savant (295) Oregon Aug 20, 2006

    When you break the stem on your favorite snifter and instead of throwing it away you simply have it rest in one of your numerous pint glasses.
  34. HokiesandBeer

    HokiesandBeer Savant (390) Pennsylvania Jan 10, 2013 Beer Trader

    When you start brewing your own.
    dachshunddude86 likes this.
  35. loafinaround

    loafinaround Savant (415) New York Jul 16, 2011

    shit, I thought everyone did this. prevents me from wasting $20/bottle!
    darky and Kerrie like this.
  36. JrGtr

    JrGtr Savant (460) Massachusetts Apr 13, 2006 Subscriber

    When you convert a bedroom into the temp controlled cellar and tasting bar.... and you live in a one-bedroom apartment.
    luwak, bifrost17, RStang13 and 3 others like this.
  37. Swik

    Swik Savant (290) Indiana Oct 2, 2012

    When you plan your vacation around what breweries you want to visit in that particular area
    luwak likes this.
  38. vidguy17

    vidguy17 Aficionado (215) Iowa Feb 2, 2013

    When you won't order a beer until after making a dinner selection because you want a good pairing
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  39. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Advocate (515) Florida Jun 13, 2012

    When you point out to your server that "Bass" is not an import... unless Baldwinsville, NY (outside Syracuse) has seceded from the Union. ;)
    DelMontiac likes this.
  40. When your friend mentions he's traveling to another state and your first thought is "who distributes there?"
    mike312, jgluck, RStang13 and 4 others like this.