The Martians Kidnap Santa! (Egg Nog Stout) | Spring House Brewing Company

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The Martians Kidnap Santa! (Egg Nog Stout)The Martians Kidnap Santa! (Egg Nog Stout)

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Spring House Brewing Company
Pennsylvania, United States

Style: American Stout

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 8.30%

Availability: Winter

Notes / Commercial Description:
Rich, creamy stout with an extra dose of holiday cheer.

Added by orangesol on 10-12-2013

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Photo of EvoRich
4.35/5  rDev +15.4%

Look: Pours black with a one finger head. Head retains for a minute or so.

Smell: Sweet vanilla, cinnamon spices, nutmeg, and Christmas cookies.

Taste: Almost exactly as the smell here, very sweet flavors with some spices. Malty towards the finish. Very good!

Feel: Fulled bodied and creamy, like egg nog.

Overall: One of my favorites from last year, the first time I had it. Still great this year!It really does have the flavors and aroma of Christmas.

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Photo of Bluerabbitbell
4.35/5  rDev +15.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Or with Leah at sharp edge. neat twist on a stout. I do like eggnog, and this beer has a bit of spice (I think). Any way I can picture driving an eggnog while drinking this Stout.

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Photo of Jeffwise
4.28/5  rDev +13.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Smells of thanksgiving haha if you aren't a fan of eggnog I don't think it should turn u away from this beer. I'm not sure if the taste of eggnog is spot on.. I can't put my finger on what it is but it keeps u coming back for another sip... No doubt a delicious brew. As long as you are up for a unique stout I would highly suggest this to you. Very tasty and very drinkable

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Photo of cwguy5
4.27/5  rDev +13.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

black with deep reddish-brown highlights. cinnamon head that faded to a bubbly ring fairly quickly.

nose of nutmeg, cinnamon, bread, syrup, dark chocolate

taste - yum! not overly sweet, lots of nice bread and dark malt flavor along with the obvious spicing. spicing consists of nutmeg first then cinnamon with some vanilla in there also i think.

light, fine carbonation fitting of style. medium-bodied with slight texture left on tongue. mildly bitter finish that trails off smoothly.

this beer caught me off guard. i was expecting a sugary mess of exaggerated spices. quite the opposite - nice quality malt backbone and balanced, delicate flavors that remind me of Moravian Sugar cookies more than egg nog. i like this one so much i requested another bottle from my trading partner in that area.

highly recommended!

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Photo of Doctor_Bogenbroom
4.12/5  rDev +9.3%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

I generally despise these over-spiced seasonal concoctions, which seem to be there just to get a visceral reaction out of you. And let's face it, while Martians kidnapping Santa is a provocative name, it doesn't scream quality to me. It just says "cheesy advertising." That being said, I'll give it a whirl. What the heck. Spring House The Martians Kidnap Santa! Egg Nog Stout (try saying that three times fast), on tap at Olivia's, a Greek/Mediterranean-style restaurant in Gettysburg, PA, poured into a standard pint glass:

Appearance: Charcoal soot topped by a dirty brown head that sinks fairly quickly into the muck. No lacing.

Aroma: Hints of cinnamon, nutmeg, egg nog, but not in your face. Okay, this might not be so bad. The stout aroma is there, the malts present.

Taste: Hmmmm. I have to taste that again. I'm not sure what I think. Hmmm... Okay, the egg nog is present, but mostly as an aftertaste. What comes through is quiet, but robust maltiness. The flavors of spices don't overpower the stout. You know what, I'm fairly impressed!

Mouthfeel: Medium body with some frothiness on the tongue, as well as carbonation at the back of the throat. Again, not half bad. I've had several swallows of this so far, and I am pleasantly surprised (and so it my tongue)!

Overall: You could probably tell I was leery about this brew before I gave it a try. But I'm glad I did, after all. It's a decent stout topped off with some Christmastime egg noggy spirit that doesn't over-sensationalize the core of the product. Okay, I'm sold. I guess the Martians kidnapped me too!

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Photo of aquabears
4.09/5  rDev +8.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Reddish brown, very dark, mocha head. Smells like egg nog and roast, cinnamon, sweet vanilla. Roasty cinnamon and vanilla flavor too. Definitely get a festive egg nog-like aftertaste. Moderate carbonation (most up front but disappears quickly), thick and chewy, yum.

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Photo of JPowell712
4.02/5  rDev +6.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

A nice smoky and overly creamy stout. This one had a very nice taste of chocolate, coffee, and some milky like characteristics. The egg nog isn't overly detectable, but to me it almost tasted more like a smoky chocolate milk. It was a very good beer and it paired well with the Christmas holiday and all the snacks that we usually indulge in around that time. I actually drank this beer as an after dinner drink and it worked well. I think this is definitely a stout you should try! This will be one I will always look to buy for my Christmas list.

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Photo of tkdchampxi
4.02/5  rDev +6.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

A little too carbonated, but, otherwise, a very tasty beer. Happy I got to try it, especially at $7 a bottle. Poured black with a tannish caramel head of about 1 cm. Didn't taste exactly of egg nog, but did taste creamy, milky, and sweet with a touch of spice.

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Photo of WoodBrew
4.01/5  rDev +6.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

How dare the martians kidnap Santa....bastards! This beer poured an opquae dark with no head and no lace. The scent certainly had much Xmas themed flare....nut meg, peppermint, chocolate, pine, cinnamon, etc. The taste leaned toward maple mocha with a hint of mint. The mouthfeel was medium in body with subtle carbonation. Overall it was is probably enough....just too many flavors to session.

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Photo of justintcoons
3.99/5  rDev +5.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

22oz bottle poured into a snifter.

Black with a short tan head that dissipates quickly.

Cinnamon, caramelized brown sugar, gingersnap cookies and mint.

Gingersnap cookies and cinnamon. Lighter notes of caramelized brown sugar and mint. The stout is a little buried under the spices. Roasted barley, light roast coffee, scorched sugar and cocoa nib. Finishes with touches of earthy and piney hop resin.

Medium-plus bodied, creamy, silky and smooth.

Tastes like goddamned Christmas! A really festive tasting stout.

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Photo of jbaker67
3.98/5  rDev +5.6%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Pours deep brown/black with a medium mocha head. Aroma has notes of cinnamon, creme brulee, and vanilla...could definitely pass for egg nog! Flavor is roasty/burnt with cinnamon, bitter dark chocolate, and creme brulee notes. Mouthfeel is light/medium and the finish is roasty cinnamon and dark chocolate.

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Photo of JerzDevl2000
3.96/5  rDev +5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Split this with my cousin yesterday for Christmas, having heard about this brewery but having never tried this before. I found the idea of this interesting and after having this beer, my intrigue was fully satisfied. While I've had Stouts that were much better than this, the alcohol was well recessed and the egg nog just present enough that this turned out to be unlike anything that I ever had before. In a crowded world of craft beer, those are great traits to rave about!

The pour to this was as to be expected - dark, a bit thin, and with a fairly frothy tan head. Not a lot of lacing to be seen either but the thinness of this beer was the reason behind that. A good amount of egg nog in the nose, which was present in the taste as well. There was quite a bit of vanilla extract behind that, as well as gingerbread and milk chocolate. A good amount of carbonation led to a nice mouthfeel that allowed for the sweetness to fade relatively easily. A hint of brown sugar was present here and although some reviewers thought this was like a creme brulee, this wasn't quite that strong.

However, this certainly was drinkable. The alcohol was mild for a Stout and hardly detectable as I made my way through this. A bit of cinnamon of lactose might have put this over the top but as is, this was a great way to celebrate the holiday. In a season full of beers of this style, this didn't stand above many of those but certainly stood out from them. A must-try for anyone looking for something enjoyable, easygoing, and dark.

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Photo of Casey3236
3.92/5  rDev +4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

I actually enjoyed this gimmicky offering from Springhouse, although to be honest most of their beers are somewhat gimmicky. Solid base stout with realistic egg nog flavors.

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Photo of jzeilinger
3.9/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

A - Pitch black pour with a toffee colored lacing.

S - Milk, milk chocolate, cinnamon, vanilla, very mild black licorice.

T - Dark milk chocolate, cinnamon, vanilla, and a mild dark milk chocolate lingering bitterness.

M - Medium body, somewhat silky body, wet finish.

O - Solid stout.

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Photo of MorgothBauglir
3.9/5  rDev +3.4%

Tried this a few times now. It's pretty good, but my thoughts may be affected by my loving of both stouts & egg not. Oddly, it tastes better when you drink it straight from the bottle :/
Still, a decent offering from Spring House.

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Photo of brentk56
3.78/5  rDev +0.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Appearance: Pours pitch black with just a hint of fudge around the edge; a modest tan head fritters away rather quickly; spotty lacing

Smell: Smells of nog but not egg and by that I mean that the spices are there - nutmeg, cinnamon, etc., but it doesn't waft egg nog; underneath, there are roast and coffee tones

Taste: The spices jut forward and what I missed in the aroma appears in the tastebuds - the egg nog; underneath, the roasty stout flavors build; after the swallow, the chocolate takes over and there is some burnt coffee in the finish

Mouthfeel: Medium to full body with moderate carbonation

Overall: An interesting gimmick beer that I thought I would enjoy more than I did; the egg nog and stout elements tended to clash more than I hoped they would

Thanks, justanewby, for the opportunity

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Photo of stakem
3.75/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.75

Thanks Kirb for sharing this growler with me. Pours black in color with 3 fingers of brown creamy head. A full wall lace sticks to the glass. Overall, the brew looks solid.

The aroma is surprisingly different from what I expected. It opens with a big juniper character like pine, menthol and herbs. Some hops and roast/nutmeg/cinnamon evolve with coffee and baker's chocolate towards the back.

The taste is bitter roast with an additional hop bitterness tasting like pine. Some spice like juniper is also present with an earthy char and tobacco flavor with bitter baker's cocoa and coffee. This kinda tastes like a christmas wreath candle smells...

This is a medium to light bodied brew with a modest amount of carbonation. It fit's the bill for nearly every other stout base that Spring House makes, meaning it is pleasantly over-roasty, bitter and thin. I think the whole "egg nog" portion of this is lost. Instead of being egg nog inspired, its more like christmas wreath with heavy pine character. Worth a try to say you had it but I would most likely pass on having this again.

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Photo of BEERchitect
3.71/5  rDev -1.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Putting a bizarre twist on the holiday cheer, the typical notions of sugarplums dancing in our heads, stockings were hung with care, and rose with a clatter is replaced by, "Welp, there goes Santa. The martians got 'em!" At least we have an eggnog stout to help us through.

As "The Martians Kidnap Santa" pours, its stout-like underpinnings are noticed right off. Dark brown, the beer appears black through the center but casts dark bronze low lights about its edges. As a patient rise of foam caps the beer, its retention is creamy though it lasts only half the session, leaving minimal lace on the glass as it falls.

Bold stout aromas fill the nose with the typical roasted character of coffee, cocoa and burnt toast; yet there's something different lurking behind. A highly nutmeg-rich scent comes forth and brings with it whiffs of cinnamon, allspice and light clove. A cream-scented undertow seems of vanilla, suntan lotion and pina colada.

Then on the palate, the taste buds are allured by the vanilla, creamy, nutmeg and cinnamon- rounding out the dream of eggnog. But there's a stout underneath it all and it won't be denied. Dark roast coffee, bitter chocolate, roasted nuts and charred toast all play into its robust taste. Burnt toffee provides the malty foundation for all those flavors and grounds them well, even as the ale fades into a semi-sweet finish with a moderate bitterness that seems to come from burnt pine.

Sweet and creamy to the tactile sensations, the beer's lush start is sweet and silky, but as the carbonation is expelled, its residual sweetness lingers in sticky fashion even as the ale's alcohol warmth rises and brings out those eggnog-type spices.

Certainly not an everyday beer, its seasonal showing is very much welcome. The influence of nutmeg is quite evident to its taste as it doesn't go overboard in trying to achieve such artificial flavor. Oddly, most sips and I taste a spicy stout, but every now and then a random sip will strike the palate as overt eggnog- surprising, yet odd.

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Photo of Omnium
3.7/5  rDev -1.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Bomber > "Can" Glass

A - Pitch black with a huge three finger foamy head, lots of big bubbles, khaki colored, medium thick lacing
S - Roasted malt, dark chocolate, and hints of cinnamon and vanilla, some of that sweet milky egg nog arouna hidden underneath
T - Let me say this, this is a fine stout, enjoyable at that, but there really is a lack of egg nog flavor here, you get the roasty malts, some hints of cinnamon and vanilla, but there's a huge lack of creamy milky quality that should be in here, and finishes quite metallic.
M - Kinda thin, chalky and lingering metallic flavor.
O - While I like the idea of this beer, it wasn't really executed well, though I must say, the aroma really leads you on.

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Photo of philbe311
3.68/5  rDev -2.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

A - A tad more than a finger's worth of slightly late to develop audibly fizzy dark khaki / brown colored head... Minimal retention gives way to a lopsided veil of lacing and moderate collar... Mostly still with just a few stray moderate paced carbonation bubbles seen towards to the top of the glass... The collar is a dark brown that lets a limited bit of light leak in around the edges...

S - A unique and interesting head... An initial burst of nutmeg and cinnamon... If one closes their eyes, then nose isn't too far off from that of actual eggnog... Some light ginger notes as well... Some light pie crust...

T - The spices again dominate on the palate... Slightly beneath the initial spice burst is some roasted malts and dark chocolate notes... Ginger snap cookies... Creme Brulee caramelized shell... The spices intensify again on the finish...

M - Medium bodied... Lightly carbonation... Deep roasted character... Slightly creamy... Fairly uneventful...

D - I love some of the unique brews that Spring House turns out, but this one misses the mark a tiny bit... In total it's a little less then the sum of its parts... A very unique offering that is certainly worthy of trying for the curious, but not quite something I would call a must try or something that I would revisit...

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Photo of 57md
3.55/5  rDev -5.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Who can resist the lure of egg nog and stout combined together for a tasty holiday treat? Certainly not me!

The appearance of this offering was dark brown with a thin layer of head. The nose had the distinct and lingering smell of egg nog. The flavor profile is dominated by a fake and overly sweet egg nog flavor. The finish is astringent. This offering tastes too artificial to my palate.

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Photo of Riggsby
3.49/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.5

Delivered to my chalet by my beer currier, Uncle Frankie. Dark yet thin, smells like the nog, but doesn't deliver the full Monty of a quality stout or a balls-to-the-wall nog either. Expect a bit more booze. Fine brewery. Time to step it up!!

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Photo of IronLover
3.26/5  rDev -13.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25

Deep brown to black in color. Poured with a short, light beige foam with good retention. Sweet, powdery, artificial chocolate aroma is dominant followed by sweet cream notes and light roasted malt. No hop aromas. Medium bodied with medium carbonation. No smoothness or creaminess. Light chocolatey flavor up front followed by light roasted malt and medium high bitterness through the middle. No hop flavor. Similar to aroma the chocolate sweetness has a powdery, artificial character. Finishes with an emerging booziness and a lingering bitterness. The egg nog character comes through as a milky sweetness. For a stout, this generally lacks roasted malt character. In addition, it's difficult to say if the bitter notes, which are a bit lifeless, are from hops or from the dark malts. The artifical flavors hurt the drinkability. The name is fun - but that's about it.

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Photo of Stevedore
3.2/5  rDev -15.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

22oz bomber, presumably from 2013; generously sent as an extra by FleetwoodMatt. Poured into an unlabeled snifter today, 2/6/2014.

App- Dark black body, typical of an imperial stout. Mocha head, about one finger's worth, good retention, not much lacing.

Smell- Nutmeg bomb. Chocolates and roasts are subtle beneath the nutmegs. Interesting but I'm not a big fan.

Flavour- Smell is better than the taste here. Lots of nutmeg, not quite as much of the base imperial stout. Not much actual eggnog here.

Mouthfeel- Creamy, medium bodied, but not particularly interesting. Solid carbonation. Aftertaste is nutmeg.

Overall- Decent beer, nothing special. I don't know where the eggnog is coming from, but I certainly don't get it as much. Lots and lots of nutmeg, though so if you like that, this could be up your alley.

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Photo of jdb288
3.01/5  rDev -20.2%
look: 3 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3

Bottle. Pours black with creamy white head. Smell is ginger, spice, clove. Taste incorporates the classic egg nog spices...lots of nutmeg, some ginger, cinnamon. Creamy mouthfeel...lingering sweetness. Not my cup of tea at all but it might stand out for those that appreciate egg nog.

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