Horny Goat Horny Blonde | Horny Goat Brewing Co.

Horny Goat Horny BlondeHorny Goat Horny Blonde
BA SCORE
3.1/5
145 Ratings
Horny Goat Horny BlondeHorny Goat Horny Blonde
BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Horny Goat Brewing Co.
Wisconsin, United States
hornygoatbrewing.com

Style: Light Lager

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 5.00%

Availability: Year-round

Notes / Commercial Description:
No notes at this time.

Added by BeerFMAndy on 01-23-2010

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#43,220
Reviews:
33
Ratings:
145
pDev:
16.45%
Bros Score:
0
 
 
Wants:
5
Gots:
28
Trade:
0
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1.25/5  rDev -59.7%

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1.5/5  rDev -51.6%

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1.75/5  rDev -43.5%

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2/5  rDev -35.5%

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2/5  rDev -35.5%

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2/5  rDev -35.5%

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2.25/5  rDev -27.4%

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2.25/5  rDev -27.4%

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2.25/5  rDev -27.4%

Photo of BeerFMAndy
2.29/5  rDev -26.1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2 | taste: 2 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

12 oz bottle poured into a Pilsner Glass. 3069 printed on the neck. No other info.

A - This pours completely clear golden yellow with a one-and-one-half finger white head. Decent retention and some creamy lace left on the glass.

S - A little spritz of skunky funk comes out of the freshly cracked bottle. Beyond that I pick up grainy, adjuncty smelling malts with a kiss of honey.

T - The flavor has the same small skunky hint to it with a kiss of honey. Again, it also has a grainy, dried corn adjunct flavor.

M - Very light-bodied and watery. A bit slick across the tongue and fully carbonated giving the finish a real sharp kick.

D - I'll never have it again. The Horny Blonde isn't their worst beer but it's not worth having. If, for some reason, you find yourself in a predicament where it's the only option, it wont kill you. Of course, after a few, in the morning you may wish it had.

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2.31/5  rDev -25.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 2 | taste: 2.25 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.25

Date: August 9, 2015... Glassware: Cleveland Browns pilsner... Occasion: post geocaching relaxation after my birthday... Appearance: pale, tawny body with large bubbles throughout; white, spongy head that has solid retention and maintains a cloudlike ring--surprisingly alluring ...Aroma: nice wheaty esters hover over some pale hops and lager malts--tough to actually hone in on a predominant scent; some oddball spiciness--not clove or corn, but off-kilter... Palate: oily, thick and coating despite its purported blondness... medium-bodied, somewhat refreshing and somewhat substantial... Taste: slight bitterness, with some sweetness as well; honey and bready malts are the distinguishing features; overall, a nondescript lager with little to suggest its blond aspects... Overall: not much difference between the Horny Goats I have had...maybe the others in the summer can mix pack can separate from the others; does it at least refresh on a nice summer afternoon? perhaps, but I would not seek this out again...

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2.45/5  rDev -21%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.75 | taste: 2 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.5

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.5/5  rDev -19.4%

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2.54/5  rDev -18.1%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2.75 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

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2.54/5  rDev -18.1%
look: 2.75 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.75 | overall: 2.5

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2.6/5  rDev -16.1%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2

Eh. Poured with decent white head and some lace. Color is a clear amber. Aroma is heavy banana, crackers, biscuit malt. Flavor is similar to aroma. Body is ok and so is carbonation. Finish is like flavor too. The banana thing is too much. Not a session beer.

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2.63/5  rDev -15.2%
look: 3 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 2.5

Appearance: pours a clear golden yellow color with a 1/2" head that breaks apart immediately.

Smell: some honey sweetness and grass is all you can detect.

Taste: mild malt profile. Grass, honey, golden apples and a bit of bitterness creates a dull beer.

Mouthfeel: lightly crisp throughout. Basically a clean aftertaste too.

Overall: this has an overall fake flavor about it. This one comes across as just another macro type beer for the masses. Skip this one.

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2.75/5  rDev -11.3%

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Horny Goat Horny Blonde from Horny Goat Brewing Co.
Beer rating: 3.1 out of 5 with 145 ratings
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