Beer Hates Astronauts | Half Acre Beer Company

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BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Half Acre Beer Company
Illinois, United States
halfacrebeer.com

Style: American IPA

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 7.50%

Availability: Rotating

Notes / Commercial Description:
Imagine a comic book. The kind with superheroes and punching and stuff. Now imagine that most of those superheroes are kind of total jerks. Add in a lot of profanity. No, more profanity than that. Ok, now throw in felonious owls, spectral bovines, gorilla arms, lots of bears, unplanned pregnancy, and 19th century boxer John L. Sullivan. And then a little more profanity. And be sure to include almost nothing about theology or space exploration.

Now imagine—and this is key—being able to drink all that. And then imagine it's called Beer Hates Astronauts, because that's what we're calling it. And we're calling it that because it's the beer version of God Hates Astronauts, which is the actual comic I completely failed to properly evoke above.

This is just the latest step in creator Ryan Browne's attempt to dominate the world by means of one of the most unsummarizable comics in existence. Having recently Kickstarted the deluxe hardcover edition of God Hates Astronauts with massive success, he has joined forces with Half Acre for a groundbreaking venture in distributing comics in hoppy liquid form.

Beer Hates Astronauts will be set free from its containment unit here at the brewery on Friday, August 30. It is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale brewed with Vienna malt and Citra hops.

Added by MasterSki on 08-19-2013

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#342
Reviews:
71
Ratings:
492
pDev:
7.05%
Bros Score:
0
 
 
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178
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Photo of Peachpie
5/5  rDev +13.6%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

Photo of justintcoons
4.02/5  rDev -8.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

16 oz can poured into a pub-style pint.

Appearance
Lightly hazy. Blonde. Moderate carbonation.

Nose
Pineapple, passion fruit, dank greens, mango, candy sugar, and florals.

Taste
Passion fruit, mango rind, and grapefruit. Dried greenery and sun-dried florals. Slight pineapple. Light candy sugar and dried biscuit maltiness.

Mouthfeel
Medium bodied, crisp, dry, and bitter.

Overall
It's a great beer but it tastes like most of their other IPAs.

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Photo of dexterk1
4.43/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Photo of Chris7482
3.83/5  rDev -13%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jhlosito75
4.25/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of cryptichead
4.25/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of koerns311
4.35/5  rDev -1.1%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of jhavs
4.44/5  rDev +0.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5

Fresh can poured into fluted snifter.

Appears golden straw, hint of copper, mostly clear. Thick and tight slightly off white head. Settles slowly, rings the glass with a thick collar and creates clingy lacing.

Aroma is citrus zest, ripe tropical fruit, earthy resins and a hint of toasted malts.

Flavor is similar to the aroma. Lots of citrus, but a balance of earthy and tropical malts all held together with a malt presence that is grainy and slightly sweet.

Mouth feel is very soft, moderate carbonation and medium body. Softness makes it feel lighter than it is.

A great brew, balanced and refreshing. Clean flavors which don't push too far in any direction.

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Photo of orcrist_cleaver
4.34/5  rDev -1.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Bright golden. A bit of head. A line of lace. Floral, honey, and lime aroma. It doesn't leap outrageously out of the glass. Restrained.

Sweet caramel malt sits opposite one of the juiciest exposés of the citra hop. Fresh mango and sun wrinkled papaya; earthy and herbal...the gooseberry and winter melon box in the sweetness. The slightest metallic flavor on the back is the only real knock in flavor.

Carbonation sits a little low. Overall, it's a very creamy styled lager.

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4.29/5  rDev -2.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

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4.25/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of Eric_T_07
4.84/5  rDev +10%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 5 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75

Simply put, hands down the best IPA I've ever had.

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Photo of twizzard
4.46/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Explosive aroma after opening the 5 day old pint. Pours a pale yellow with very little head and virtually no lacing. Terrific combination of juicy fruits and light piney bitterness. Not surprising..... Another soild beer from Half Acre

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4.5/5  rDev +2.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

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4.25/5  rDev -3.4%
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3.94/5  rDev -10.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of bnes09
4.36/5  rDev -0.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

Lemon- straw color with sturdy head and nice lacing. Pleasant, fresh aroma with nice balance of bready malt with spicy, piney hops. Flavor follows. Initial pine and grapefruit hop explosion. Then tropical juice. Next a smooth, grainy malt. Finally, a creamy finish. Perfect medium body and solid carbonation. Pleasant grainy texture. Again, creamy. Very good stuff. Love the balance, layers and dynamic experience.

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4.31/5  rDev -2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

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5/5  rDev +13.6%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

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4.55/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

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4.34/5  rDev -1.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

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4.66/5  rDev +5.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

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4.34/5  rDev -1.4%
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4.37/5  rDev -0.7%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

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4.21/5  rDev -4.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

Beer Hates Astronauts from Half Acre Beer Company
Beer rating: 4.4 out of 5 with 492 ratings