Not Your Mom's Strawberry Rhubarb | Small Town Brewery

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Not Your Mom's Strawberry RhubarbNot Your Mom's Strawberry Rhubarb
BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Small Town Brewery
Illinois, United States
smalltownbrewery.com

Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 7.00%

Availability: Rotating

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Added by xdtfx on 10-12-2014

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#45,330
Reviews:
14
Ratings:
64
pDev:
21.6%
Bros Score:
0
 
 
Wants:
6
Gots:
5
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Reviews by NeroFiddled:
Photo of NeroFiddled
3.04/5  rDev -6.2%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3

Small Town Brewery "Not Your Mom's Strawberry Rhubarb"
12 fl. oz. brown glass bottle, coded "0807LX 0119FL" whatever that means
$2 @ Weis, Conshohocken, PA

Notes via stream of consciousness: Well I certainly wasn't expecting it to be pink, that's interesting. Now I definitely feel like I'm drinking a woman's drink. It's a very light pink, and there's no head at all. Plenty of bubbles are rising to the surface though, just like in a soda pop. OK, so let's see, strawberry, rhubarb, and vanilla - can I smell any of those? No, not really. It's fruity but nothing is really clear, and it's sugary. It looks like soda and it smells like soda. Let's taste it... well there's some strawberry there, and rhubarb, and vanilla, so well done on that count although those flavors are fairly mild. It reminds me a little of Flinstone's vitamins. There are certainly no hops though. This is not beer. It's a malternative. A 5.9% ABV soda pop. I could certainly live without this one, and I think it's the least interesting and least enjoyable out of their entire line-up.

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More User Reviews:
Photo of buschbeer
2.24/5  rDev -30.9%
look: 1 | smell: 2 | taste: 3 | feel: 1 | overall: 2

12 FL. OZ. bottle
Served in an oversized, stemless, wine glass

I did not expect it to pours a light shade of purple. It looks like flavors water, which is technically what it is. It has absolutely no head.

It smells like a sugary and sweet with some fruit.

It tastes like a Smirnoff Ice variant. It is a sweet, fruity malternative.

Soda-like mouthfeel

This is not at all what I expected. I need to see a therapist now.

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Photo of ThisWangsChung
1.56/5  rDev -51.9%
look: 2.75 | smell: 1.75 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.25 | overall: 1.25

Looks like someone murdered Kirby in my glass. And it smells hilariously sweet and artificial, which may suggest Kirby sucked up an entire sugar cane tree and some fake strawberry rhubarb candies. And as I taste this, yup...our poor Kirby sucked up all that sweet stuff before he met his demise at the hands of...I dunno, King Dedede I guess. There's an intense sugar burn to go with the cloying nature. I can't drink Kirby's remains anymore.

1.56/5: Stay far away from this, Wilford Brimley...and everyone else

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Photo of LXIXME
3.35/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 2.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.25

Photo of WickedBeer
3.15/5  rDev -2.8%
look: 2.75 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Maybe giving this more credit than due, but there's no use rating this compared to a beer. Very artificial looking pink head, decent aromas of strawberry and hints of vanilla. Very sweet, a little rhubarb bitterness, but don't look to deep into this one. A good beach beer, easy to sip, but can't say too much more. Stick with Not Your Father's Root Beer.

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Photo of dkoehler42
1.8/5  rDev -44.4%
look: 2 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

This beverage pours into a clear pint glass as an extremely pale purple with no head. The aroma is a chemically sweet and manufactured one. The taste isn't much different, and it's difficult to get a mouthfeel on this other than I want it out of my mouth. This isn't a beer, it's an alcoholic beverage closer to a flavored malted beverage.

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Photo of tdm168
2.5/5  rDev -22.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

Photo of grahuba
3.5/5  rDev +8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of atlbravsrno1
4.5/5  rDev +38.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Photo of Elicoleman
4.75/5  rDev +46.6%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75

Photo of poisoneddwarf
1.53/5  rDev -52.8%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.25

12 oz bottle, thanks brenn79. Looks like I’m in for a treat. Aroma of berries; smells like a wine cooler. Pours clear pink with no head; looks like a wine cooler. Tastes sweet and a bit tart; tastes like a wine cooler, and nothing like a strawberry rhubarb pie or any kind of beer. If it walks like a duck, etc, etc. What a joke.

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Photo of robebo44
3.16/5  rDev -2.5%
look: 3 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3 | overall: 3

Photo of jaydoc
3.68/5  rDev +13.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Stofko1992
4.1/5  rDev +26.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Photo of xdtfx
3.75/5  rDev +15.7%

Photo of oline73
2.5/5  rDev -22.8%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 2.5 | overall: 2.5

Photo of Zaphog
1.4/5  rDev -56.8%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.25 | feel: 2 | overall: 1.25

Photo of MaxOhle
3.87/5  rDev +19.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Zanico
2.21/5  rDev -31.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Photo of Aeroscorp
3.5/5  rDev +8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of curlybird
3.42/5  rDev +5.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

Photo of bumchilly25
3.8/5  rDev +17.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jdhilt
2.34/5  rDev -27.8%
look: 1 | smell: 2 | taste: 3 | feel: 2 | overall: 2

Pours a fizzy head that vanishes leaving no lace. Crystal clear pink color. Fierce carbonation and light bodied. Strawberry nose and flavor is dominated with sweet strawberry, some rhubarb. Not a real beer, can't find malt or hops. Part of a mixed 6-pak $9.99, 12oz bottle from Shaw's Supermarket Concord, NH.

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Photo of sweemzander
3.5/5  rDev +8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of Keananmichael5
3.75/5  rDev +15.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Nothing like a beer that looks like melted red skittles. Very very sweet but still somewhat enjoyable because of what it is. Can't drink a lot of it but it is pretty good

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Not Your Mom's Strawberry Rhubarb from Small Town Brewery
Beer rating: 3.24 out of 5 with 64 ratings