JJJuiceee Machine
Tree House Brewing Company

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Tree House Brewing Company
Massachusetts, United States
New England IPA
Ranked #34
Ranked #135
4.55 | pDev: 5.93%
Sunday at 09:51 PM
Jun 18, 2021
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Notes: Once upon a time wrap, in a galaxy very, very, very far away there lived a ruthless race of being known as the JJJUICEEE MACHINE!

Utilizing the highly original blend of hops in Juice Machine at maximum volume, we built a singularly plush base beer to absorb and perfectly perpetuate this onslaught of hops.

It tastes of gooey mango, mandarin orange Hi-Chews, and sticky tropical fruit enveloped by a familiar and proprietary Tree House yeast character.

Highly unique and distinctive, the Triple J Juice Machine hits a chord we have not previously struck. Cherish and enjoy this wonderful concoction!
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Rated by Gambyt20 from Illinois

4.75/5  rDev +4.4%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.75 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75

Jan 06, 2022
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Rated: 4.26 by Gooseman80 from Illinois

Sunday at 09:51 PM
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Rated by The_Beer_Guru from New York

3.21/5  rDev -29.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3
I want to love this beer but, to be honest it’s just to thick of a body for me.
Mar 10, 2023
Rated: 4.75 by xdtfx from Illinois

Mar 03, 2023
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Reviewed by StoutElk_92 from Massachusetts

4.83/5  rDev +6.2%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75
16 oz. can

Pours opaque yellow orange gold with a thick fluffy creamy white foam head. Smells amazing like peaches and cream, sweet mango, ripe tropical fruits, papaya, pineapple gummies, guava, fruity citrus, mandarin orange, grapefruit, subtle golden bready malt, with hints of fresh earthy herbal dank pine. Tastes like fresh sticky tropical fruits, mango, papaya, pineapple, guava, peach, mandarin orange, grapefruity citrus, hints of light bready malt, peppery spice, with earthy herbal dank bitter pine. Feels medium plus bodied, plush and creamy with smooth moderate low carbonation. Overall a real great DIPA.
Feb 26, 2023
Rated: 4.46 by sbrock22 from Rhode Island

Feb 21, 2023
Rated: 4.31 by BSW from California

Feb 21, 2023
Rated: 4.25 by cshafer7 from Massachusetts

Feb 16, 2023
Rated: 4.5 by dtm426 from Michigan

Feb 11, 2023
Rated: 4.41 by Zaximus from Colorado

Feb 05, 2023
Rated: 4.41 by mattmarka1 from Minnesota

Feb 03, 2023
Rated: 4.85 by Eternal218 from California

Feb 01, 2023
Rated: 4.52 by wvsabbath from West Virginia

Jan 30, 2023
Rated: 4.57 by ArsMoriendiOU818 from Virginia

Jan 14, 2023
Rated: 4.5 by PugsandBeer from Florida

Jan 04, 2023
Rated: 4.5 by Cwarwick812 from Massachusetts

Dec 17, 2022
Rated: 4.56 by buking21 from Massachusetts

Nov 19, 2022
Rated: 4.75 by SteveCarrozza from New Hampshire

Nov 04, 2022
Rated: 4.27 by Cubatobaco from Virginia

Nov 02, 2022
Rated: 4.23 by tscanlon51 from Massachusetts

Oct 21, 2022
Rated: 4.5 by Rkitchen from Michigan

Oct 16, 2022
Rated: 4.36 by clay23 from New York

Oct 16, 2022
Rated: 4.09 by ConnorSimpson41 from Pennsylvania

Oct 05, 2022
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Rated by unclekeith from Alaska

4/5  rDev -12.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
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Sep 25, 2022
Rated: 4.45 by crobinso from Colorado

Sep 16, 2022
Rated: 5 by wshinevar from Massachusetts

Sep 09, 2022
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Reviewed by Jwale73 from Rhode Island

4.25/5  rDev -6.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
16oz. Can served in a tulip. Pours a dull orange with a loose, quarter inch, off-white head embedded with pinpricks and a hazy clarity. Nose is (wait for it) … juicy. Notes of navel orange, tropical fruit and pith. Taste follows nose with a light herbal/medicinal bitterness that lingers at the finish. Mouthfeel is light-medium in body with an assertive carbonation and a slight oiliness to the texture. Overall, decent but no different than most of their hazy IPAs.
Sep 08, 2022
Rated: 4.49 by OldGrover from Michigan

Sep 02, 2022
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Reviewed by jdhops from Tennessee

4.33/5  rDev -4.8%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Canned 8/11/22. Purchased 8/16/22 at Charlton.

L: Pours an opaque dark gold with a thick fluffy head with big bubbles. Wild looking lacing.

S: Aromas of mango and orange creamsicle, although fairly faint.

T: Mango up front, then orange and tangerine. Finishes with grapefruit and a slightly dry bitterness. The flavors are encased by a supercharged hop character that creates a mild astringency.

F: Soft mouthfeel. Medium carbonation.

O: Enjoyable flavor profile but docked a notch for the hop burn.
Aug 28, 2022
Rated: 4.5 by bigred89 from Maryland

Aug 27, 2022
Rated: 4.56 by mdfb79 from New York

Aug 25, 2022
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Reviewed by papposilenus from New Hampshire

4.28/5  rDev -5.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
From a 16oz can, dated 08/11/22. Space juice. Served in a spiegelau IPA glass.

Pours a thoroughly opaque, murky mango colour with a finger or so of super-soft, sudsy head. Retention is quite good, leaving a sudsy cap and a tattered blanket of foamy lacing.

Nose is unexpectedly quite feeble. Subtle aroma of that signature TH peachy-bubblegum-yeasty thing but too faint to say much more than that.

Taste follows the nose inasmuch as it isn’t as intense as I expected - which isn’t entirely a bad thing. Tasting fleshy peach, tangerine peel and a shit-ton of macerated bitter green tree leaves. The usual, expected supporting notes of mango, grapefruit juice, papaya and sticky pineapple.

Feel is… this can is, what, nearly two weeks old and the hop-onslaught is still so intense that it no-shit made my throat constrict! I actually took a moment to wonder which of my neighbours was most likely to have an epi-pen. Aside from that, it’s soft and juicy, medium bodied and brightly carbonated. Dry, sticky lips.

Overall, aside from the epic hop-burn, it’s not as crazy as I might have expected - which, again, aside from the price, isn’t entirely a bad thing. Hey! what do you know, this is the 103rd Tree House beer I’ve reviewed. Point being: this one is virtually indistinguishable from probably 90% of the other TH NEIPA’s I’ve had. I could actually see myself drinking this on the regular, if my throat didn’t clench up and choke me to death.
Aug 24, 2022
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Reviewed by jmdrpi from Pennsylvania

4.22/5  rDev -7.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
poured from 16 oz can

opaque orange yellow in color, white head. huge tropical and citrus fruit aroma. similar taste, pretty sweet but enough of an underlying bitterness to prevent from being cloying. nice soft slick mouthfeel
Aug 23, 2022
Rated: 4.29 by DokiDokiLitFam from New Jersey

Aug 23, 2022
Rated: 4.75 by ellswrth from Oregon

Aug 23, 2022
Rated: 4.6 by Strohm from New York

Aug 20, 2022
Rated: 4.35 by Jdells09 from New Jersey

Aug 17, 2022
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Reviewed by jlindros from Massachusetts

4.22/5  rDev -7.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
Canned 2022/08/11
Pours a large frothy thick 1.5 finger head with great retention, wispy lacing, hazy cloudy pale color

Nose loads of citrus, orange cream, tangerine, mango, creamy flaked proteins, super juicy

Taste super juicy again, big citrus, orange cream, tangerine, clementine, mango sorbet, some pith, hint of papaya and Grapefruit, touch of bitterness, very dry finish with med bitterness

Mouth is med bod, super creamy soft, med high frothy creamy carb

Overall good but that same as most TH NEIPAs
Aug 17, 2022
Rated: 4.82 by jdow117 from Ohio

Aug 16, 2022
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