Poop Your Pants Chocolate Bock | Perrin Brewery

Poop Your Pants Chocolate BockPoop Your Pants Chocolate Bock
BA SCORE
83%
Liked This Beer
3.91 w/ 47 ratings
Poop Your Pants Chocolate BockPoop Your Pants Chocolate Bock
BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Perrin Brewery
Michigan, United States
perrinbrewing.com

Style: Bock

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 6.00%

Availability: Rotating

Notes / Commercial Description:
The first time Gary tried this beer he got so excited, he pooped his pants on the spot. This lager is malt forward, full bodied, and finishes smooth and creamy. Rich and complex, our traditional Munich style Bock features seven types of chocolate and cocoa nibs added to both the boil and the fermentor.

Added by Zaphog on 02-08-2015

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#12,200
Reviews:
11
Ratings:
47
Liked:
39
Avg:
3.91/5
pDev:
8.18%
Alströms:
0
 
 
Wants:
1
Gots:
9
Trade:
0
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Ratings: 47 |  Reviews: 11
Photo of dmorgan310
3.85/5  rDev -1.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jakea
3.75/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Zbrown2307
3.8/5  rDev -2.8%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Ozzylizard
3.36/5  rDev -14.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3

$ 10.59 (including tax)/six pack ($ 0.147/oz) at Meijer’s, Birch Run, MI.
Undated can at 43 degrees (hotel reefer temperature), served at 43 degrees in a hand washed and dried Jester King snifter.
Aroma – weak. Some chocolate, some malt. Doesn’t last the entire glass.
Head – average (Maximum two cm, aggressive pour), high density, short retention, diminishing to a two mm ring and a thin partial layer.
Lacing – none.
Body – dark reddish brown, clear.
Flavor – not quite sweet but nearly so. Faint caramel malt, faint chocolate. Ends with a tinge of bitterness. No alcohol, no diacetyl.
Palate – just makes the cut into medium, watery, soft carbonation.

A pretty average chocolate-type brew. Fortunately, it’s rather inexpensive. Gary should probably get checked by a gastroenterologist.

Appearance 3.25, Aroma 3.5, Flavor 3.5, Palate 3.25, Overall 3.

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Photo of oberon
3.94/5  rDev +0.8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Came in a becker a dark mahogany brown with a thinner light khaki colored head atop,a little lighter than was expected.Chocolate on top of chocolate with a tinge of earth and toasted bread and roast in the nose.Alot of deep chocolate and caramel flavor but not overly sweet,a little breadiness and slight roast in the finish keeps that sweetness at bay.Maybe not the best name for the beer but it's pretty damn good.

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Photo of Tripel_Threat
4.1/5  rDev +4.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Poured from can to snifter. Cola colored liquid capped with a finger of white foam that settles to nothing. No lacing left behind. Aroma is huge on chocolate, which surprisingly carries through to the flavor. Sweet and slightly roasty. I hate to compare to other beers, but this one has the aroma of Atwater's Decadent Dark Chocolate Stout with the flavor of Short's Chocolate Wheat amped up woth baker's cocoa. Would have, again and again.

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Photo of Brutaltruth
3.96/5  rDev +1.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Enjoyed form the can in a snifter. This nice little bock pours a clear
dark mahogany with a modest head of white foam that settles to a
thin ring, slight subtle pool, and shows light lacing. Nose of rich
chocolate, dark sweet malts, and light toffee. Flavors follow the nsoe
with rich chocolate malts, brown sugars, light toffee, and earthy malt
notes. Nice body; medium mouth feel, low carbonation, and a light sweet
malt driven finish.

Overall an excellent chocolate bock.

Cheers

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Photo of AngusOg
4.25/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of Mxsluis
3.78/5  rDev -3.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Photo of fern22
3.77/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of HardyA
3.73/5  rDev -4.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jvgoor3786
3.75/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Poured from a 12 ounce can with a very smudged date that appears to end in a 17. The color is deep but clear brown with a thin, tan head that quickly dissipated leaving a small ring and almost no lacing.

The smell is mostly light roasted malts. There is chocolate on there also, but not enough to make me think about pooping my pants.

The taste is sweeter than I expected from the smell. It's very nice with a good balance of light malt and milk chocolate. The chocolate comes through very nicely. There is a distinct Tootsie Roll aftertaste.

The mouthfeel is a little thin with light carbonation that seems appropriate for the ABV.

Overall, this is a very nice, easy to drink beer. I expected way more chocolate based on what we written on the can, but it's still very nice.

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Photo of Red5StandingBy
3.75/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Timc32
3.5/5  rDev -10.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Photo of Firyar
4.57/5  rDev +16.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5

Photo of StoutHunter
3.75/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

I picked up a can of Perrin's Poop Your Pants Chocolate Bock for $1.89 at The Lager Mill. I've had a couple Chocolate Bock's before and I think Samuel Adams example is my favorite, but I'm interested to see how this one stacks out, so lets see how it goes. 2017 Vintage. Poured from a 12oz can into a Imperial Pint glass.

A- The can looks ok, it's got the typical canned Perrin look and I don't think it's too eye catching. It poured a darker brown color that took on a amber red hue around the edges when held to the light with a fingers worth of bubbly and fizzy tan head that died down to a thin ring that eventually faded away and it left just a little bit of spotty lacing behind. This is a pretty nice looking beer, but I wish it had a little better lacing and head retention.

S- The aroma starts off with a lower amount of high sweetness with the roasted malts being the being the first to show up and they impart some dark malt and roasted malt aroma with the chocolate coming through nicely and it imparts a nice dark chocolate and cocoa like aroma. Up next comes a little bit of lager yeast with a little more roasted malts and sweet malts showing up towards the end. This beer has a pretty nice aroma, the chocolate comes through well and the bock base is noticeable.

T- The taste seems to be similar to the aroma and it starts of with a lower amount of high sweetness with the malts being the first to show up and they impart the same sweet malty and roasted malt aspects that they did in the aroma, but it's a little less robust than it was in the aroma and that goes into the chocolate and which show up almost as much and it imparts some dark chocolate and cocoa like flavors. Up next comes a little more of those malty bock flavors with a slight bit of dark fruits and lager yeast. On the finish there's a lighter amount of bitterness with a little more sweetness and it has a lager yeast, malty and slightly chocolate like aftertaste. This is a pretty nice tasting beer, the bock aspects come through nicely, but I think it would be even better if the chocolate flavors showed up more.

M- Fairly smooth, a little crisp, medium bodied with a medium amount of carbonation. The mouthfeel is pretty nice and it works well with this beer.

Overall I thought this was a pretty nice beer and it's a solid example of the style, I don't know if I like this or Samuel Adams Chocolate Bock more, this one has more bock flavors, but sams beer really showcases the chocolate, so it's hard to say what one I like more, I think the a more of balanced version of the two would be ideal. This beer had nice drinkability, one or two would be my limit. What I like the most about this beer is the bock base, it was nice and true to style. What I like the least about this beer is the appearance, I wish the lacing and head retention was better. I would buy this beer again and I would recommend it to anyone who wants a bock with a little bit of chocolate to it. All in all I was happy with this beer, it lived up to it's name and I didn't have much complaints about it. It's not a favorite Perrin beer and it's a solid example of the style. Nice jobs guys, this is a solid beer, keep it up.

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Photo of Switz160
5/5  rDev +27.9%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

Photo of midlifec
3.98/5  rDev +1.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Photo of Tracker83
4.2/5  rDev +7.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of TreyIsWilson
4.03/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

A - Pours a dark brown with a two finger tan head. The head fades fast leaving a light soapy lacing.

S - Aroma is dark chocolate, caramel, bready malts and some nuttiness.

T - The taste follows the aroma with dark chocolate, caramel, bready malts and a nice hop presence in the finish.

M- Medium bodied with medium carbonation. Soft creamy mouthfeel with a dry finish.

O - A nice Bock. The chocolate is the star of the show helping it set itself apart.

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Photo of DanGeo
4.05/5  rDev +3.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of tmcarter23
3.91/5  rDev 0%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Gemini6
3.74/5  rDev -4.3%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of jduprey007
3.9/5  rDev -0.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Phoodcritic
3.75/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

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Poop Your Pants Chocolate Bock from Perrin Brewery
Beer rating: 83% out of 100 with 47 ratings
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