Teletrilldonics
Hoof Hearted Brewing

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Style:
Wheat Beer - Witbier
Ranked #129
ABV:
6%
Score:
84
Ranked #24,404
Avg:
3.87 | pDev: 6.46%
Reviews:
6
Ratings:
28
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Hoof Hearted Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
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Rotating/Seasonal
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84
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Notes: Liquid freakin’ fruit loops man! Brewed with Indian Coriander, Cara Cara Oranges, and hop-bursted with Centennial hops! As refreshing as those long distance discreet dial-up love connections.
Reviews: 6 | Ratings: 28 | Log in to view all ratings and sort
Reviews by thebeers:
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thebeers from Pennsylvania

4.07/5  rDev +5.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

Hazy pale yellow with a short-lived finger of off-white head. Modest lacing.

Nice, traditional saison yeast profile in the aroma. Just a hint of fruitiness behind soapy, lightly-floral, coriander-type character.

Fruitier tasting — fruit punch medley, only slightly tropical — layered over a more traditional base with lemongrass notes joining other qualities from the nose. The fruit is distinctive, but not over the top, more-or-less complementing the base.

Medium bodied for the style with a slick feel and nice carbonation fizz.

I love the base here. To my taste, I’d maybe dial down the fruitiness a touch, but it’s still enjoyable. Great beer.

Aug 15, 2020
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Beginner2 from Illinois

3.73/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 3 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

When a hop-heavy brewer ventures into Belgian territory, it often seems not quite right. But, it can be good.
Teletrilldonics is not quite right, but is quite good.
To be a really good wit, it needs a yeast that produces more fruit. This takes a long time to cultivate and keep.
But given that disadvantage, Hoof Hearted does a pretty good job.

Teletrilldonics Looks slightly below the wit field average. Smells improve to likable and subtle and pretty much stay there for Taste. In the mouth, it is both soft and the carbonation is good. It did a very good job of quenching on a hot day and then cutting through the olive oil in a pesto dish at dinner.

OA: A suitable wit. Just not great. Maybe the oats make it unique.

It is hard for me to review a brew from a brewer new to me without also making a brewer review.
Hoof Hearted has the graphics and sense of humor that are diverse, unique, creative and more that slightly odd. I reviewed the labels of their website's entire beer list and these guys really focus on their humor... however off-center it may be. Besides, Heartland Ohio needs more of that. Cheers !

Aug 10, 2020
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SonOfKyuss from Virginia

3.56/5  rDev -8%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Aug 20, 2020
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paulish from New York

4/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Jul 05, 2020
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woodsman13 from Maine

4.08/5  rDev +5.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.25

Jul 27, 2020
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Pearlstreetbrewingco from Florida

4.25/5  rDev +9.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Aug 08, 2020
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322wingedfoot from Pennsylvania

4/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

From a 16oz canned dated 06/16/20. Pours a cloudy yellow-gold color with a nice but quickly fading head. Nicely spiced with tropical fruits on the nose and palate. Minimal hoppy bitterness. Very nice farmhouse-style ale.

Jul 05, 2020
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blissfulNemo from Michigan

4.08/5  rDev +5.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Jul 13, 2020
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newcastlemike from Connecticut

3.74/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Nov 01, 2020
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heymikew from California

3.99/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Aug 02, 2020
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caffeinelogic from New York

3.83/5  rDev -1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Jun 28, 2020
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Knapp85 from Pennsylvania

3.85/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Jul 30, 2020
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Stofko1992 from Pennsylvania

3.66/5  rDev -5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Jul 31, 2020
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jpbrooklyn from New Jersey

3.65/5  rDev -5.7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Though I’m giving this decidedly average ratings, the truth is I really like it—love the effervescence, it’s light but the wheaty aleness pops through, and it’s lovely for a hot summer day. Touches of spice/citrus, while not full force offer just the right amount for quaffing after cutting the grass/outside chores.

Jul 12, 2020
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bschmidt_37 from Illinois

4/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Aug 23, 2020
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rydev24 from Pennsylvania

3.97/5  rDev +2.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Mar 20, 2016
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zimm421 from Ohio

3.99/5  rDev +3.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Appears a very light yellow color with hints of white around the edges. It's also very cloudy, as expected, and has a good fluffy head. The nose is spices, fruitiness, touches of hops and wheat. The taste is along the same lines with good citrus, wheat and spices, along with a touch more hoppiness than is typical for a wit. Overall, it's a good hoppy wit; nice and refreshing, not overwhelming on the palate, yet full of flavor.

Apr 01, 2016
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brycevolk from Ohio

4.41/5  rDev +14%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Mar 09, 2016
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jminch from Ohio

3.9/5  rDev +0.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

May 04, 2016
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WesM63 from Ohio

3.5/5  rDev -9.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Apr 25, 2016
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leprechaunandfatman from Ohio

3.97/5  rDev +2.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

May 01, 2016
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Nunya from Ohio

3.59/5  rDev -7.2%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Apr 10, 2016
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thedifferencemaker from Ohio

3.98/5  rDev +2.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Apr 15, 2016
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West_Chester_Ale_Tester from Ohio

3.75/5  rDev -3.1%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

May 07, 2016
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Gtwreck45 from Missouri

3.81/5  rDev -1.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Apr 29, 2016
Teletrilldonics from Hoof Hearted Brewing
Beer rating: 84 out of 100 with 28 ratings