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Permanent Marker Pen Disguises | Hoof Hearted Brewing

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BA SCORE
4.05/5
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44 Ratings
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BEER INFO

Brewed by:
Hoof Hearted Brewing
Ohio, United States
hoofheartedbrewing.com

Style: American IPA

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 7.00%

Availability: Rotating

Notes / Commercial Description:
"Falcon" & "Bubblegum" put considerable effort into ensuring the heist went off without a hitch. Completely cranked on oil cans of Thunderzone, they set forth with their plan. First things first, they synchronized their (s)watches. Diversionary tactics were discussed, and off-brand smoke bombs and whippersnapper firecrackers were the consensus. An important game of Rock, Paper, Scissors determined who would be the bag man and who would drive the get-away cloth-topped Lebaron. One banana would be spray-painted matte black and used in place of a gun.

With burner phones nestled deep into the pockets of each leather duster, one Ronald Reagan + 1 Richard Nixon mask were all the that were left to apply. "Bubz," his cohort started, "where's them masks you picked up from work?"

"Looks like we're going to have to improvise."

BEER STATS
Ranking:
#8,621
Reviews:
4
Ratings:
44
pDev:
5.68%
 
 
Wants:
0
Gots:
5
Trade:
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Ratings: 44 |  Reviews: 4
Reviews by LeftHanded666:
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4.08/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

More User Reviews:
Photo of jak
3.83/5  rDev -5.4%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of metter98
4.08/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

A: The beer is very hazy pale yellow in color—too hazy to see if there is any visible carbonation. It poured with a quarter finger high white head that left a layer of bubbles covering the surface and lots of lacing down the sides of the glass.
S: Initially, the beer smells like floral hops but as soon as it warms up a touch it turns to being dank and there are underlying hints of mangos and pineapples.
T: Like the smell, the overall taste has some dankness to it with hints of grapefruit, mango, pine, and pineapple. There is just a light amount of bitterness.
M: It feels medium-bodied and a little crisp on the palate with a moderate amount of carbonation.
O: I liked the mix of dankness and tropical fruits in the taste of this IPA.

Serving type: can

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Photo of TheIPAHunter
3.46/5  rDev -14.6%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Photo of fehrminator
4.24/5  rDev +4.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

I get big pineapple notes on this one. Very distinctive nose and flavor. Light, tropical hop juice. Recommended.

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Photo of omahawk
4.08/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

Poured from a can with GREAT artwork. This is tremendous branding. Typical New England IPA look. Hazy yellow orange look to it. Smell is a nice ripe melon citrus. Taste is just like smell, with really nice melon and tropical profile. Body is slightly more acidic, bitter, and less juythan typical NE IPA profile. I like this beer quite a bit, but needs a little more malt body and less bitter to be great.

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Photo of buschbeer
4.08/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

1 PINT can
Served in an oversized wine glass

This beer pours like pineapple juice. It is yellow and turbid. It is topped with an inch of beige head that leaves little head.

It has a wonderful tropical and citrus fruit smell.

The taste is not quite as intense as the aroma. I do get tropical and citrus flavors. The citrus is a little more pronounced.

Medium bodied with chalky mouthfeel

This is one of those Hoof beers that taste better a month after release. The smell is great. The taste doesn't quite deliver what the aroma was selling, but it is a very good beer.

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Photo of Shaymus
4.19/5  rDev +3.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of krome
4/5  rDev -1.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of djrn2
3.75/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of crewfan1952
3.75/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Knapp85
4.24/5  rDev +4.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of AngusOg
3.75/5  rDev -7.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of wvsabbath
4.25/5  rDev +4.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of DVMin98
3.48/5  rDev -14.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of stephenjmoore
4.31/5  rDev +6.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of addiwilliams
3.76/5  rDev -7.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Ajlvt
3.96/5  rDev -2.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of NMA
4.19/5  rDev +3.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Photo of heerboth
4/5  rDev -1.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of rcjennings
3.77/5  rDev -6.9%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Zonian1
3.8/5  rDev -6.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of baklo
4.5/5  rDev +11.1%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Photo of buzzy
4.16/5  rDev +2.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Photo of warrendietrich2001
4.18/5  rDev +3.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25

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Permanent Marker Pen Disguises from Hoof Hearted Brewing
Beer rating: 4.05 out of 5 with 44 ratings