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I Must Look Like A Dork
Hoof Hearted Brewing
- From:
- Hoof Hearted Brewing
- Ohio, United States
- Style:
- Imperial IPA
Ranked #225 - ABV:
- 8.6%
- Score:
- 94
Ranked #1,940 - Avg:
- 4.3 | pDev: 6.05%
- Reviews:
- 16
- Ratings:
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Mar 16, 2024
- Added:
- Feb 05, 2017
- Wants:
- 1
- Gots:
- 7
Packed with enough Lupulin Dust to go straight through the floorboard of your Econoline, this DIPA is jammin at rates eclipsing 51-50. HHB signature strain, delivered with God-given accuracy, measuring un-told prophecy. What? Are you all a bunch of corn dogs? We didn't think so..
So dig this big crux!
So dig this big crux!
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Ratings by TboneRN:
Rated by TboneRN from Minnesota
4.44/5 rDev +3.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Sep 03, 2017
4.44/5 rDev +3.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Sep 03, 2017
More User Ratings:
Reviewed by philbe311 from Pennsylvania
4/5 rDev -7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
4/5 rDev -7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
A fingers worth of slightly late to develop crisp bone white colored froth... Color is an amber is gold with an ever so faint haziness... Unique nose - perhaps it's the lupulin powder... Perhaps some bubble gum notes... A bit musty... The palate is equally unique... Bubblegum, cold cuts and a subtle hoppiness... Feel is medium to full bodied... Sleek and slightly chewy with limited carbonation... Interesting brew that brings something new to the IPA game... Rook a bit of getting used too, but this was a nice session overall...
Mar 16, 2024Reviewed by WoodBrew from Ohio
4.15/5 rDev -3.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
4.15/5 rDev -3.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
I tried this beer at the Columbus location/pub as part of a four sample flight. It poured a hazy golden with white head that left some lace. The scent had very good tropical fruit notes. The taste was nicely balanced and easy to drink. There was nice sweet malt base with bold stone fruit presence and clean hop finish. The mouthfeel was medium in body with good carbonation. Overall it is a solid beer.
Jun 06, 2021Reviewed by brewandbbq from New Hampshire
4.38/5 rDev +1.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
4.38/5 rDev +1.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
16oz can dated 11/24/20.
Pours cloudy yellow with a thick, dense head of white. Plenty of retention and spotty lacing. Ripe tropicals in the nose with peach, mango, and pineapple. Medium bodied with a creamy, soft, fluffy mouthfeel. Juicy, lush citrus on the palate. Peach, tangerine, and pineapple. Finishes a bit sweet with minimal bitterness or malt and lingering juicy citrus.
Jan 07, 2021Pours cloudy yellow with a thick, dense head of white. Plenty of retention and spotty lacing. Ripe tropicals in the nose with peach, mango, and pineapple. Medium bodied with a creamy, soft, fluffy mouthfeel. Juicy, lush citrus on the palate. Peach, tangerine, and pineapple. Finishes a bit sweet with minimal bitterness or malt and lingering juicy citrus.
Reviewed by johnnnniee from New Hampshire
3.85/5 rDev -10.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
3.85/5 rDev -10.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Can from Jeff, thanks for the hookup!
Hazy lemon gold in color with a thin white head that quickly dissipates. Earthy citrus and pine with bits of mineral water and a faint sweet bread underneath.
Jan 03, 2021Hazy lemon gold in color with a thin white head that quickly dissipates. Earthy citrus and pine with bits of mineral water and a faint sweet bread underneath.
Reviewed by ScaryEd from New Hampshire
4.19/5 rDev -2.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.19/5 rDev -2.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
16 oz can into a tulip glass.
Pours a hazy orange color with 2 fingers of effervescent white head. The head has great retention, leaving some sticky spots of lacing as it dissipates into a thin layer of foam.
The aroma brings notes of candied orange and peach rings, as well as some overripe mango, guava and grapefruit with a faint hint of banana.
The flavor brings a crapton of mango. Like a mango smoothie. There's plenty of peaches and pineapple, as well as some pithy citrus notes and bananas and strawberry cream. Finishes earthy and subtly bitter.
The feel is medium bodied with moderate carbonation. Creamy and surprisingly drinkable.
Overall, this is definitely a great NEIPA. It's very flavorful and balanced and drinkable as hell despite the higher ABV.
Dec 24, 2020Pours a hazy orange color with 2 fingers of effervescent white head. The head has great retention, leaving some sticky spots of lacing as it dissipates into a thin layer of foam.
The aroma brings notes of candied orange and peach rings, as well as some overripe mango, guava and grapefruit with a faint hint of banana.
The flavor brings a crapton of mango. Like a mango smoothie. There's plenty of peaches and pineapple, as well as some pithy citrus notes and bananas and strawberry cream. Finishes earthy and subtly bitter.
The feel is medium bodied with moderate carbonation. Creamy and surprisingly drinkable.
Overall, this is definitely a great NEIPA. It's very flavorful and balanced and drinkable as hell despite the higher ABV.
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Beer rating:
94 out of
100 with
69 ratings
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