I Must Look Like A Dork
Hoof Hearted Brewing

I Must Look Like A DorkI Must Look Like A Dork
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From:
Hoof Hearted Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
Imperial IPA
Ranked #225
ABV:
8.6%
Score:
94
Ranked #1,940
Avg:
4.3 | pDev: 6.05%
Reviews:
16
Ratings:
69
Status:
Active
Rated:
Mar 16, 2024
Added:
Feb 05, 2017
Wants:
  1
Gots:
  7
Packed with enough Lupulin Dust to go straight through the floorboard of your Econoline, this DIPA is jammin at rates eclipsing 51-50. HHB signature strain, delivered with God-given accuracy, measuring un-told prophecy. What? Are you all a bunch of corn dogs? We didn't think so..

So dig this big crux!
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Ratings by TboneRN:
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Rated by TboneRN from Minnesota

4.44/5  rDev +3.3%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5

Sep 03, 2017
More User Ratings:
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Reviewed by philbe311 from Pennsylvania

4/5  rDev -7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
A fingers worth of slightly late to develop crisp bone white colored froth... Color is an amber is gold with an ever so faint haziness... Unique nose - perhaps it's the lupulin powder... Perhaps some bubble gum notes... A bit musty... The palate is equally unique... Bubblegum, cold cuts and a subtle hoppiness... Feel is medium to full bodied... Sleek and slightly chewy with limited carbonation... Interesting brew that brings something new to the IPA game... Rook a bit of getting used too, but this was a nice session overall...
Mar 16, 2024
 
Rated: 4.37 by chrismattlin from Ohio

Jun 06, 2023
 
Rated: 4.21 by dt_gbpackersfan from Missouri

Jul 17, 2022
 
Rated: 4.19 by hopley from Massachusetts

Jun 24, 2021
 
Rated: 4.25 by prototypic from Ohio

Jun 22, 2021
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Reviewed by WoodBrew from Ohio

4.15/5  rDev -3.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
I tried this beer at the Columbus location/pub as part of a four sample flight. It poured a hazy golden with white head that left some lace. The scent had very good tropical fruit notes. The taste was nicely balanced and easy to drink. There was nice sweet malt base with bold stone fruit presence and clean hop finish. The mouthfeel was medium in body with good carbonation. Overall it is a solid beer.
Jun 06, 2021
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Reviewed by brewandbbq from New Hampshire

4.38/5  rDev +1.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
16oz can dated 11/24/20.

Pours cloudy yellow with a thick, dense head of white. Plenty of retention and spotty lacing. Ripe tropicals in the nose with peach, mango, and pineapple. Medium bodied with a creamy, soft, fluffy mouthfeel. Juicy, lush citrus on the palate. Peach, tangerine, and pineapple. Finishes a bit sweet with minimal bitterness or malt and lingering juicy citrus.
Jan 07, 2021
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Reviewed by johnnnniee from New Hampshire

3.85/5  rDev -10.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Can from Jeff, thanks for the hookup!
Hazy lemon gold in color with a thin white head that quickly dissipates. Earthy citrus and pine with bits of mineral water and a faint sweet bread underneath.
Jan 03, 2021
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Reviewed by ScaryEd from New Hampshire

4.19/5  rDev -2.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
16 oz can into a tulip glass.

Pours a hazy orange color with 2 fingers of effervescent white head. The head has great retention, leaving some sticky spots of lacing as it dissipates into a thin layer of foam.

The aroma brings notes of candied orange and peach rings, as well as some overripe mango, guava and grapefruit with a faint hint of banana.

The flavor brings a crapton of mango. Like a mango smoothie. There's plenty of peaches and pineapple, as well as some pithy citrus notes and bananas and strawberry cream. Finishes earthy and subtly bitter.

The feel is medium bodied with moderate carbonation. Creamy and surprisingly drinkable.

Overall, this is definitely a great NEIPA. It's very flavorful and balanced and drinkable as hell despite the higher ABV.
Dec 24, 2020
 
Rated: 3.72 by vrbulldog22 from Ohio

Jan 08, 2020
 
Rated: 4.37 by Dakin from Utah

Dec 01, 2019
 
Rated: 4.42 by Biggiekrock627 from Maryland

Nov 18, 2019
 
Rated: 4.25 by hockeypuck from Maine

Nov 16, 2019
 
Rated: 4 by Eziel from Ohio

Dec 28, 2018
 
Rated: 4.16 by West_Chester_Ale_Tester from Ohio

Nov 04, 2018
 
Rated: 4.25 by C_Adams from Ohio

Sep 04, 2018
 
Rated: 4.28 by 7irondave from Massachusetts

Aug 30, 2018
 
Rated: 4.25 by JonB25 from Delaware

Aug 29, 2018
 
Rated: 4.29 by Nathan419 from Ohio

Jul 28, 2018
I Must Look Like A Dork from Hoof Hearted Brewing
Beer rating: 94 out of 100 with 69 ratings