God Damn Pigeon Porter
Spiteful Brewing

God Damn Pigeon PorterGod Damn Pigeon Porter
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From:
Spiteful Brewing
 
Illinois, United States
Style:
Robust Porter
Ranked #23
ABV:
8.2%
Score:
90
Ranked #9,410
Avg:
4.03 | pDev: 7.69%
Reviews:
32
Ratings:
191
Status:
Active
Rated:
Mar 08, 2024
Added:
May 02, 2013
Wants:
  19
Gots:
  25
Out God Damn Pigeon Porter was brewed with our friends from across the pond in mind. We use traditional English Amber malt, but being the unruly Americans we are, we put our own happy twist on things. One of our favorite hops, Simcoe, was added late in the bail. This delightful porter will take your mind off the everyday nuisances of living in a big city, especially those f-ing pigeons!
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Reviewed by Qbert from Illinois

4.3/5  rDev +6.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.25
Dark with a light tan head. Roast and chocolate on the nose and palate. As it warms, chocolate dominates. Definitely hoppier than most porters but I don't mind. Mouthfeel is amazing: thick and creamy.
Mar 08, 2024
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Reviewed by firesidewithphil from Illinois

4.25/5  rDev +5.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
The Pigeon Porter from Spiteful Brewing is well known around the city of Chicago. The beer is unassuming, roasted, and has a good body to it. It is a highly approachable dark beer for any patron and fulfills that bridge into the darker side of beer enjoyment.
Feb 27, 2022
 
Rated: 4.37 by soarinsteven from Illinois

Feb 07, 2022
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Rated by Hopheadjeffery from Illinois

4.04/5  rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
Tasted in a snifter from draft Spiteful Brewing on December 11, 2021.
Dec 17, 2021
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Reviewed by REVZEB from Illinois

4.28/5  rDev +6.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Had had variants and been underwhelmed, but this orignal beats expectations. Shimmering brownish black with a fat finger of brown foam. Smell features deep roast with earth, leather, char, tobacco, bitter dark chocolate and earthy hops. Taste is much the same, hops have a herbal quality on the finish. Chewy, earthy, malty, heavily roasted and has hints of booze. Forget the gimmicks this is some of spiteful's best work
Mar 19, 2021
 
Rated: 4.35 by Zanico from Ohio

Dec 26, 2020
 
Rated: 4.04 by stanale from Illinois

Aug 07, 2020
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Rated by WoodBrew from Ohio

4/5  rDev -0.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
I tried this beer at Johnny I-Pass' whilst their for the Eagle River Pond hockey tournament. It was a decent beer.
Apr 25, 2020
 
Rated: 4.32 by BeerInFront from Illinois

Feb 29, 2020
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Reviewed by MaximalC from Illinois

4.17/5  rDev +3.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
Pours a dark chestnut color topped by half an inch of frothy, khaki suds. The aroma features big-time roasted malt along with some peat, peanut brittle, and dark chocolate. Sheets of speckled lacing linger on the glass as the beer recedes.

The taste follows the nose, featuring healthy portions of ashy, roasted malt, the darkest chocolate, and earthy, herbal hops. Warming reveals notes of currants, blackberries, charcoal, caramel, and dates. The balance here is very deftly achieved considering the boldness of the flavors, and the surprisingly dry finish keeps you coming back for more. Medium body and moderate carbonation make for a full but unobtrusive mouthfeel that lets the flavors do the talking.

I'll flat out say it—this is the best porter I've come across in years. The flavors are deep, intense, complex, and well-balanced, and all the other aspects are on point as well. This is the kind of beer you keep a standing supply of in your fridge or grab without reservation en route to your buddy's place to watch the game or play poker. It falls somewhere on the spectrum between Zombie Monkie and Secret Stache—but possibly better than both. One of the more pleasant surprises in recent memory, to be sure.
Nov 09, 2019
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Reviewed by Bones10 from Illinois

4.3/5  rDev +6.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Great name!
I’m a fan of hoppy porters normally, and I’ve grown into not so hoppy porters.

This beer checks a lot of marks for the hop/no hop tickers. Odd contrast indeed, but the body is so deliciously porter, and the aftermath brings a ? of hops?

Yes, I’ll have another

Cheers!
Sep 15, 2019
 
Rated: 4.02 by bschmidt_37 from Illinois

Sep 04, 2019
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Reviewed by beer_truth from Massachusetts

3.9/5  rDev -3.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
First off, the absolute best beer name in history, especially coming from a big city where pigeons are freaking everywhere. It's a good beer, maybe a bit more roasty bitter than I would usually prefer. A bit on the cold-brew coffee side, bitterness definitely lingers. A little smoother on the malts and it would be perfect. Higher abv makes this one dangerously tasty, can hardly taste the alcohol at all. Order another.
May 16, 2019
 
Rated: 3.7 by MaxOhle from Illinois

Apr 18, 2019
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Reviewed by GuyFawkes from Illinois

3.75/5  rDev -6.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Canned 9/19/16; drank 10/14/16 @ the Yarchives.

Opaque black/brown appearance.

A rough pour yielded a HUGE tan head (careful pouring); thick, frothy lace.

Sweet cocoa, fresh earth & black coffee notes in the nose.

Medium mouthfeel.

Black coffee, caramel & cream flavors up front; mild hop bite on the finish. No booze heat.

A nice enough porter, only marred by the extra hop bite that American breweries are compelled to add.
Apr 01, 2019
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Rated by c014572 from Illinois

4.07/5  rDev +1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
Very solid porter, a little on the hoppy side though. Would definitely seek this out again.
Feb 27, 2019
 
Rated: 3.58 by Gambyt20 from Illinois

Jan 20, 2019
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Reviewed by Cylinsier from Pennsylvania

4.15/5  rDev +3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Tap

Pours dark opaque brown, light tan ring for a head.

Aroma of biscuit, brown sugar and oak.

Flavor is of biscuit, brown sugar, toffee, caramel and walnut.

Medium body, tingly carbonation on the tongue.

Very good tasty porter, good flavors, goes down smooth. Rich bitter aftertaste. Worth trying.
Sep 18, 2018
 
Rated: 4.25 by pstam87 from Illinois

Aug 10, 2018
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Reviewed by Jugs_McGhee from Colorado

3.65/5  rDev -9.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
On-draught @ Beermiscuous.

Terrific classic Porter with an American hop profile shaking things up.

Chocolatey with roasty bitterness. Very balanced. Full-bodied and thick.

Bests Black Butte Porter, which is saying something.

B / GOOD
Jul 21, 2018
God Damn Pigeon Porter from Spiteful Brewing
Beer rating: 90 out of 100 with 191 ratings