Pale gold clear liquid, two finger white head. Lots of lacing occurs.
The smell is malty with some caramel sweetens and a hint of pulp. Anonymous bitter herbal hops.
The taste is very malt-sweet with notes of French loaf and warming alcohol. Hints of chemical pulp. Medium to full body. The aftertaste is artificially candy-sweet with some anonymous hops and a hint of dough.
The carbonation is strong; the mid-sized bubbles long-lived. The liquid is light.
Well, I think that they nailed the style. Not that I like it, but...