Miller Lite to Release New Bottle.

They can put it in whatever kind of bottle they want w/ whatever Label they want..Not fooling (me), I know the taste of Aquafina. I think they'd be better off taking that $$ and trying 2 make a better Product instead.

 

The stupid vortex will always be my favorite.

 

If you polish a turd...its still a turd

 

Good thing I got a bunch of 2012 punch top cans chillin in my cellar

 

Wait. Limited release? Suddenly this tastes 50% better.

 

I was hoping to at least read that they made these new bottles more efficiently like using less glass, but retaining the bottle strength.
Wishful thinking that there would be some sort of positive in this...

 

About damn time, I think to myself everyday "when will Miller release another new bottle design?"

Top shelf content right here

 

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the typical American consumer.

 

If they really want to make a splash just bring back cone top cans

 

Someone should do a blind taste test on the new sleek bottle vs. the Vortex bottle.

 

Bad beer but not a bad bottle. I can't wait to see what horrible "it's miller time commercials they come up with

 

"The sleek design provides an innovative, contoured shape that is a modern interpretation of the brand’s legendary long neck."

That is strangely reassuring.

 

“Miller Lite is giving beer lovers a long-overdue reinvented look and drinking experience with the breakthrough new bottle design,”

How is desiging a bottle that looks like a bottle innovative? Lame!

 

This is very true. Sam Adams invents a new can and everyone is insane with joy, Miller puts out a new bottle everyone is complaining about cheap marketing schemes.

Also lots of companies are switching bottle design in attempts to save sales that are being lost to the rising liquor market. Bud light platinum in a metal bottle and the new Heineken bottle reshape are proof.

 

Is aquafina changing their bottle to match the competition?

 

Man...I haven't laughed at an article so hard in my life. If you didn't know they were being drop dead serious, you'd think that was a spoof. LOL Wow.

" The sleek design provides an innovative, contoured shape"
"Inspired by form and design, the modern look of the new bottle offers broad shoulders and a contoured grip"
“Miller Lite is giving beer lovers a long-overdue reinvented look and drinking experience with the breakthrough new bottle design,”
"This time when you grab a Miller Lite, you’ll know it.”"
“The beer category is focusing heavily on packaging design innovation and the new bottle from Miller Lite will take this category to new places,”

I just can not stop laughing. My god.

 

Triple hops deserve a special bottle.

 

LMMFAO!!! - Wins thread.

 

I don't know what's more stale- the $7 bombers of regular pale ales in every liquor store around me or the "triple hopped" jokes that accompany every Miller Lite thread.