Beers you will never drink again

I love wilds, but Weyerbacher Rivera (I think it was the '10 release? The stupid sour one) was probably the most putrid beer I've ever had. Boozy mess of rotten raspberries and way too much lactic acid.

White Birch I generally shy away from as well. Way too expensive for sub-average beer (yeah, he makes a few decent ones I know).

 

Let's see...ah yes, a beer that comes in a pink bottle, Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon ale. I'd rather drink Pepto-Bismol.

 

Anything from shiner.

 

The one's I don't like.

 

I might have said that a few years ago, but their specialty beers have surprised me in how good they are.

 

Ehh I could probably be persuaded to drink just about anything if you catch me in the right mood.

 

Anything from Saranac. Nothing against them, but I just haven't ever had something I really enjoy.

 

Holy crap I just tried Rogue voodoo maple bacon doughnut. Wicked awful!!

 

Any bubblegum wheat beer. Cant stand that supposed banana flavor!

 

Utopias. But only because I'll be dead before I can afford it again.

 

I bought my last Brewdog beer two years ago and I will never spend a single penny on their beer or in their bars again.

 

Sam Adam's Blackberry Wit. Smells like a Mr. Sketch Fruit Marker. Gross.

 

SA White Christmas. Didn't like it to start and didnt help that I got a stomach bug later that night.

 

It was several years ago (before my craft beer days) and I don't even know what the name of it is. It was a raisin beer brewed by Dogfishhead from what I remember. The beer had an exclamation point warning sign as the bottle cap. I should have been wise to it. If I tried it now, who knows? I may actually like it.

 

Boulevard chocolate ale. A big let down from a favorite brewer.

 

I guess maybe I'm just too jaded of a beer drinker to try the outright vile stuff, so no Lindemann's, zany, fruity "wits" and other really obvious choices. I think my main issue with beer is terrible IPAs. Those offend me more than any other "zany" fruit beer. At least I know what I'll get with that shit: fruit syrup and a terribly brewed ale. When I get IPAs, I at least have some standard to which I can compare them to. Living in British Columbia, I've had a lot of pretty bad IPAs:

Hops & Robbers - tasted like babby's first IPA. Metallic taste, initial boil hops with no late additions, poor hop choices. Fuckin terrible, I've completely written this brewery off.

Scorpion DIPA - much like the description above. This was overly offensive because it was proclaiming it was somehow bold & exxxtreme for being like 8% ABV or whatever. Again, horribly malty, no hops to speak of, came off as really amateurish and designed by someone who had no idea how to brew a proper American IPA, much less a double IPA.

Ninkasi IPAs - jesus. What the hell is up with this brewery? Their IPAs are absolutely terrible and I'm speaking as someone who's had several of their offerings. I've tried Tricerahops first and I really disliked it (was hyped as being some huge hop bomb and it turned out to be a malty piece of shit), then I tried Total Domination, which was at least drinkable, if not exactly good, and then I had Babylon DIPA, which was so offensively bad I've written the brewery off completely.

 

Brooklyn Concoction
Dogfish Head Sahtea

And every Leinenkugel that has ever been made and probably every one that hasnt been yet.

 

Forgot about the infamous Icehouse. I never had it but my buddies told me awful stories. The only ones i had that could compare would be Steel Reserve or Hurricane High gravity and both were unforgettably terrible.

 

Yazoo Pale Ale. Sorry, but it's just awful. They have some really solid other beers though such as SUE, Hefeweizen, Sly Rye...

 

Wild Blue... Worst... Beer... Ever...