Shelf Turd Olympics Hints and Hauls

Did we have a final roster? Possibly with states?

 

One of my target's wants has rating of 4.0 and higher and it's a local beer.

The sad part is that I haven't tried it yet!

 

Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so, Joe.

 

My target has a bunch of Wants from one of my favorite breweries. Unfortunately, it's not one of my local breweries. But i just might be able to arrange something.....

 

Hint #3 My targets state is much warmer than my state, all year long.

 

My targets state's funny laws.....

• It is contrary to my targets state, law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
• It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
• It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
• Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
• A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
• Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear to be skittings, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bush.
• Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to this states residents.

 

My target hasn't posted yet. No post, no whale. C'mon, guys. Make it lively!

 

You're the boss!

 

"EWWWW YEAH" ... using my best Macho Man Randy Savage voice..

 

My target has posted in this thread, and will be rewarded.

 

My target might have posted in this thread, but is awfully quiet......more posts might help show me they are excited and help increase the bottle count

Current counts:
4x 22oz
6x 12oz
3x 12oz cans
2 local food items

....I didn't get to pick up any other local food items as our market house wasn't open when I had time to go...also my local brewery doesn't open until the weekend....thinking maybe some 32 oz growlettes with pub only.....if I only see some more posts!

 

I cannot compete with that oz count! But my cost/oz is very high...

 

My target can likely expect something along these lines:

4x 16oz cans
6x 16oz bottles
4x 22oz bottles
2x 750mL bottle
2x 12oz bottle
A few more odds and ends

Not a lot of wants means blanket porch assault.

 

Mine will include:

3x 22oz
1x 750ml
4x 12oz
2x 16oz Growler fills (I work at a retail store with 8 taps...we get some tasty treats on tap).
And one more hole to fill...still searching.

Plus a T-Shirt, a glass, bottle opener & coasters.

 

Sweet swag!

 

Thanks I hope my target will enjoy it!

 

My target was (might) gonna get

3 750ml (all rated 90 points and higher on BA)
2 22oz
4 12 oz

and I wasn't even finished with my shopping yet. Oh, my target, where are you?