Shelf Turd Olympics Hints and Hauls

I'm getting way too addicted to grabbing things off a shelf(or cellar), wrapping them up and putting them in a box. I hope my target isn't allergic to rule breaking.

tally so far:
1(maybe 2 if the posting picks up) x 750ml
5 x 22oz
6 x 12oz

I also need to visit another bottle shop I always spend too much money at and a little 3 barrel brewery up the street for a 32oz growler and maybe a tshirt...

Hint 1: I was inside my target('s state) in January...but I didn't get to visit my favorite local brewery while I was there.
Hint 2: Out of the 4 main directions, my boxES will go to great lengths in one of them, and not very far in another.
Hint 3: My target has many ambitious wants(some that will be fulfilled) but that list will likely grow after he tastes my state.
Hint 4: My target is near one my(& everyone else's) favorite breweries and if he wanted to be a regular trading partner after this I would not shed a tear.

 

It always Helps to have locals like GBS and Cafe Royal!!

Waiting for another week to ship so I can get a newly released Can Beer from My favorite VA Brewers.

 

Shopping for my target today at a few tiny local breweries then heading to Russian River Sunday for some turds. Hope my target is a sour fan. Alpine is throwing a party for my local bottle shops anniversary on Saturday as well so there might be an epic IPA or two in the box. Just hope they don't go bad traveling somewhere between 2,000 - 3,000 miles to hit my targets porch.

 

IF... my targets still breathing, he lives very close to a brewery that has been mentioned in this thread...

 

man, some folks need to get to posting. this isn't geared towards my target, but people whom are in this that I haven't seen yet, come on guys!

 

So are you saying your target has posted? My target has...he's even liked a post.

 

I ain't saying shit, snitches get stitches.

 

I pulled the last list posted in the NBO thread and added people from the other site and this site that expressed interest or have since posted; it gave me 36 users, 26 of which have posted here. Since match1112 said there were only 33 of us, that leaves me to guess which 6 of the 10 are involved.

My target has posted, so I'll be dropping bomb(er)s.
Hint #1: I will be shipping outside of my time zone.

And holy shit I'm just realizing I haven't posted. What an asshole.

Since I'm behind:
Hint #2: I will be shipping to a state with the letter A in it.

 

I will be shipping to a state that ends in A.

 

I will be shipping to a state that has zip codes.

 

A recent president previously lived in my target's state

 

My target has posted. He will be rewarded handsomely.

 

Last reminder for my (and everyones) target to update wants before I finalize my package and send it on it's way.

 

I have already pulled from my cellar to fulfill my targets fantasies wants... and I am going to start grabbing shelf turds today(payday) and will be hitting up a great local brewery for some swag this weekend!!

Hint: my target has already posted and will be rewarded handsomely !!

 

Shockingly, my target like barrel aged stouts. My target will be getting a couple of these.

 

Doesn't look like i'll be able to hit any of my targets wants, so i hope he enoys a box full of my turds. Some will be big, some small. But hopefully he finds them all tasty.

 

If my target flew in for a Barons baseball game he could have a double header of a tasty local he'll receive in his box...

 

lucky for me my target has recently add some wants which are locals for me

 

Really? Me too! What a small world.

 

Counts me out of the race on this one. The plot thickens!

Actual hint: And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuu.