The Rules of Texas Craft Beer.

Been one ever since I purchased the Commercial Suicide car air fresheners.

 

I know Matt Chow, and I heard I can get some rules here.

 

#14. HoustonZ33 is fucking awesome.

 

#15. Walez Bro

 

#16. just say you support local yet go buy beer from big box retailers

 

San Antonio doesn't really have much of any other option

 

#17 What ever happened to Azzy?
#18 Nothing relevant to Texas craft beer scene can be posted outside of the Southwest forum.

 

I wouldn't bother. The 5 minutes it took me to unignore daemose, read this thread, comment, and then reignore daemose was too much effort. In fact, after reading this thread I got a massive sinus headache and I no longer remember some of my most cherished childhood memories.

 

Sounds like you have some fatal brain trauma. Might be fatal, you should give all of your beer away.

 

#1 Austin has way more hoarders than houston.
#2 Parabola is in a different class than BBA hellfighter.
#3 Austin is the beer mecca of Texas
#4 houston finally got more than one brewery and and has a brewpub
#5 Dallas where is that?
#6 San Antonio is North Mexico
#7 West Texas is a desert, and it has sand as well
#8 East texas is nascar country and pinetrees. BMC MECCA

 

I may just do that. I don't remember little league anymore.

 

#5- Dallas is in Oklahoma I believe.
#6 Spot on Sir.

 

I think he got Chowed.

 

Houston does not have a brewpub yet. City Acre has not opened, and Brewery Incubator has only done a handful of events so far.

 

this is probably the best description of texas. I actually graduated from carthage texas. Class of '93

 

You fucker, do you know what it's like to have hot Coffee come out of your nose?! - I'ma need you to not post funny shit in the mornings. lol

 

#19. Ranger Creek Small Batch ## will be infected.

"Must be the water in North Mexico, because it's not Ranger Creek. We checked our lab." - Ranger Creek

 

Whoa... WTF happened to Azzy?

 

Who cares?