Shelf Turd Olympics Hints and Hauls

Beer store tomorrow, then Saturday a growler or two maybe 3....will try hard to get out Saturday but definitely Tuesday.

 

My box may also contain several beers from said brewery.

 

My target will be getting this many boxes: x=SQR(100)/SQR(25)

 

Dear target,

I only sent you one box. I hope it's enough. Just as a precaution, you might want to reinforce your doorstep.

-Me

 

I have it narrowed down to a handfull of folks who could have me as a target...but I'm essentially clueless. Some of the suspects haven't posted but once(if at all), let alone hints. Flying blind can be cool too, though.

 

Yeah I have it narrowed down to a few in addition to the ones who aren't posting much. I think I have a respectable box now, but that won't stop me from adding to it before sending it out next tuesday! In order to hit some wants, I am considering my whole state as local.

HINT: I have been drinking a lot of beers from my targets area lately.

 

Is it same said brewery that used to be in a different state until they moved?

 

I think I've narrowed it down to five people although couple of them haven't posted that much. I think my turd gifter might be someone who posted frequently though. We shall see! Getting my box out a little later today. Hopefully it will be through my targets porch before the holiday weekend!

 

Never mind, I just looked at your gots....I think we are stopping by there Friday while I am in town. Used to live down that way.

 

Hint: To my knowledge my target has not liked one of my posts. Sad face.

 

Hint: To my knowledge my target has absolutely liked one of my posts. Not disclaiming my face, this isn't meant to rub it in.

 

Disclosing...not disclaiming...

 

My target lives in a state ripped up by tornado shit...hopefully target ok. Target need beer...

 

Follow up hint: my target lives less than an hour from a very lerge body of werter.

 

My box had landed i think it's the first to land. Hopefully will set a strong example

 

I have no clue who my sender is, but I'm pretty sure my target knows.

 

Sounds like I need to start checking my parents house, I send there because no one is ever home at my place at the right time. But of course parents went on vacation so no one is their either!

 

Oh snap, it's me!


So Radio2525 sent to me in another BIF, so I knew what kind of boxes he sends. And he delivered with a box of IPA awesomeness:
Flower power (want)
Head hunter x 2 (love, want because out of distro)
White raja x 2 (want)
Hoppin frog gangster frog (loved everything else I have had from them)
Erie Monster x 2 (love, not in my distro)
Double trouble x 2 (love, want because not in my distro)
Columbus IPA (want)
GL BA black out stout (I got this in the other BIF and thought it was fantastic, so stoked to get this again)

Unfortunately, there was a casualty. The Duvel tulip didn't make it. No worries though, although it is my favorite glass that I own (no BS) and having another would have been cool, I do already own one.

I love hoppy beers in the warm weather, so this box is absolutely perfect. Thanks once again Radio. Having sent to me 2 awesome boxes now, be on the look out in the near future for a little "TY" box.

 

I was gone when you assigned targets and did want to screw up you pairing