Porch Destroyer BIF Hints and Hauls

I just got home and Ken absolutely demolished my porch. Here is a picture of the destruction:



I'm starting to unpack now so pics are on their way!

 

LURKERS ARE ANXIOUS

 

Ken is a madman. I'm not sure if BA puts character limits on posts but we're about to find out!

I had been telling myself all along that I would drink the first beer that I unpacked, regardless of what it was. Please no 15% bomber! Turns out it was a Evolution Summer Session Ale -- perfect for a hot & sunny day. This is tasty & will definitely be gone by the time I'm done with this post.

Here's the full round up of Ken's ridiculous porch destruction:



DuClaw -- Sweet Baby Jesus x2 (chocolate peanut butter porter!)
Evolution -- Summer Session Ale x3
Evolution -- Lucky 7 Porter
DuClaw -- Oz IPA x2
Full Tilt -- Baltimore Pale Ale
Terrapin -- Wake n Bake (one of my favorites!)
Terrapin -- Moo-Hoo x2 (been wanting to try this one)



Terrapin -- Wake n Bake
Troeg's -- Perpetual IPA x3
Evolution -- Lot No. 6 DIPA x2
Evolution -- Lot No. 3 IPA x2
DuClaw -- Serum
Terrapin -- Maggie's Peach Farmhouse
Evolution -- Rise Up Stout x2 (hell yeah, coffee beers!)



Terrapin -- Tree Hugger
Terrapin -- Hop Karma
Oskar Blues -- Old Chub (dem cans!)
Brewer's Art -- Ozzy
Brewer's Art -- Resurrection
Russian River -- Supplication (one of the best things I have ever put in my mouth!)
21st Amendment -- Lower De Boom (dem little cans!)
Russian River -- Consecration
21st Amendment -- Bitter American
21st Amendment -- Marooned on Hog Island
DC Brau -- On the Wings of Armageddon (awesome, I've heard great things!)
DuClaw -- Sweet Baby Jesus x2



Herr's Old Bay potato chips (I will eat the shit out of these)
Burley Oak snifter (frickin awesome!)
Terrapin -- Moo-Hoo
B.W. Brew Works -- The Raven Special Lager
Weyerbacher -- Blithering Idiot
Mother's -- MILF (who doesn't love a MILF?)
Evolution -- Lot No. 3 IPA
Troeg's -- Java Head
Terrapin -- Hopsecutioner



DuClaw -- X5 Sorachi Ace IPA
DuClaw -- Retribution
Pub Dog -- Wild Cherry Porter
DC Brau -- Penn Quarter Porter
DuClaw -- Exile 4 Macchiato Milk Stout (this sounds tasty!)
DuClaw -- Anti-Venom Pale Ale



A copy of BA magazine (never read it, actually -- cool!)
Dogfish Head -- Positive Contact
Dogfish Head -- Faithfull Ale (a Pearl Jam beer)
Cigar City -- Cucumber Saison (sounds like a perfect summer beer)
Founder's -- Frangelic Mountain Brown (despite what anyone might say, I've always wanted to try this)
Evolution -- Menagerie #8 BSDA
Union -- Snow Pants Oatmeal Stout

This is where shit starts to get crazy:



Maine Beer -- King Titus (love MBC!)
Terrapin -- Liquid Bliss (I'll have to compare this to the Jesus)
Deschutes -- The Abyss (Daaaaaaaaamn, major want!)
Voodoo -- Big Black Voodoo Daddy (yes sir, thank you sir)
Deschutes -- Black Butte XIV (oh mama)
Maine Beer -- Mean Old Tom (see above)

And right when I thought it couldn't get any more insane:



Torst stemmed glass (this thing is sexy as hell)
An awesome wood / nail bottle opener
Logsdon -- Seizoen (been wanting to try their beers for a while now -- nice!)
Hardywood Park -- Bourbon Gingerbread Stout (I've had the regular & loved it -- kickass!)
The Bruery -- Melange #3 ( thank you may I have another?)
The Bruery -- White Chocolate (mamma mia -- hell yeah!)
The Bruery -- Chocolate Rain (um wut? I had a .2 oz pour of this at DLD and almost crapped my pants)

Here's a picture of everything together so you can get a sense of the degree of absurdity:



Holy shit, Ken, you are a monster. I knew that everyone in this BIF would send killer boxes, but this just blew me away. Thank you so much for your generosity! I'm going to go try to nurse my porch back to health.

 

Oh yeah -- target acquired. I will be shipping Monday.

 

Woohoo, hints!

 

He never actually went to any award ceremony. It just took all day to unpack and write that post. Nice destruction!

 

I for one hope you are keeping with the trend and are shipping out more ounces than you got, I want to see what that Chicago porch destroying is all about!

 

Dam what a haul!!!

 

How bout some hints Wyatt? Or are you too busy drinking?

 

I'm pretty busy drinking (Perpetual is great btw), but I suppose I can expose my plans. I have been stalking my target for a few months now & I will be sending a growler fill of a beer on my target's wants list. My target was also not the winner of my GMAT LIF.

 

Geez...am I out of this one on the first hint? Figured it wouldn't be me anyways, with the close proximity and what not.

 

You do not know my growler capabilities...

 

True, true. Just a hunch though.

 

Damn I'm out! It's a small win with a big loss, can't wait to see what the GMAT brings me.

 

I'm going to be really busy the next few days with graduation and family stuff, so I started packing things up last night. Three boxes later, I have packed 600+ oz. of tasty beer (14 wants at last count), a couple sexy glasses (one of which my target has previously expressed interest in -- I am a stalker ), and enough fancy cheese to constipate an elephant.

I will not be shipping to someone that I have met in real life.

 

Not me because i never talked glass

 

It wasn't necessarily in this thread or even on this site, but I know what my target wants

 

I want to be constipated like an elephant. Constipate me. Pretty cheese. I mean...please.

 

Fuck. Out again. Well, back to stocking beer and taking a well deserved 'brew-cation' for the next week and a half, hitting Kunhenn's Summer Solstice, waaaay the f'up north in Michigan and back through Wisconsin, Chicago, FFF's and finally home.

Back to check this when the next lucky bum gets their porch utterly demolished!

 

I did that trip in reverse last year. lol I drove from Philly to NW Wisconsin and hit up FFF on the way out. On the way back, came through the UP of Michigan, dropped down and hit up Kuhnhenn on the way home.