SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Final Hint, decided to go out with a bang:



Dearest target,

The above Sudoku, when solved, contains your precious tracking number. The Highlighted numbers are your starting points, while the blue letters each represent a part of the final FedEx Tracking Number, based on the following format:

Tracking #: ABCDEFGH-0000-IJK

The 4 zeros are given because Sudoku puzzles do not contain zeros, but the other 11 numbers are for you to figure out. Have fun!

Cheers,
Destroyer of Porches

 

I love this shit. Awesome job.

 

Final hint: At first glance I thought your street was named after a small, brick-shaped sugar candy. You haven't posted in a while though so maybe you'll just find out who you are when the boxes drop on your porch (if you haven't already).

 

11 bottles out today. ETA Monday afternoon.

Average BA score was a 92.1. Realized after I shipped that I put a 78 in there. Sorry for the OK beer, but it is a local in your style range. Fresh and in your style. One beer was not ranked, but after 9 reviews it sits at a 4.2 or so.

I hope the two 100s make up for it.

 

Will be Monday before I can post pics....fyi

 

I got it! I got it!

I am so using this in my next BIF.

 

Tonight is packing night. Box #1 has 242oz confirmed with an average BA rating of 92.4 (not counting the growler of an unrated IPA). Box #2 has 82oz with an average BA rating of 90, and will most likely get a few more bottles to fill up the empty space

Both of these bad boys should begin their ~1700 mile trek tomorrow morning.

 

Slick!

Also,

 

All I know is one of the Ohioans is getting it!

 

Evil. Devilish. Especially for those of us who have already had a few this evening. My hat is off to you, sir.

And to those in the bay area, my 350 oz (give or take) is bombing a porch on friday. Tell your UPS guy/gal to put one of those weightlifting belts on before handling.

 

Awesome, positively Haywire of you!!
Why was I sad when I solved it and found out what I already knew, that it wasn't me?

 

Another hint, my target's address contains the name of another state. Prepare yourself for these 12 bricks of the freshest natty light in all of 50 states!!!!!!

 

Love this!!! Not going to lie...have my wife working on this right now...

 

Holy crap I feel turrible! I have been out of town for a week for my anniversary and get home to see this thread. Being a noob BIF'er I had no idea this would be taking place. Now time for my hints.

Hint #1: I will be shipping Northeast
Hint #2: My target has posted exactly 2 times in this thread
Hint #3: The haul will travel 881 miles according to Google Maps

 

Tracking Number Clues:
15 digits.
The 1st 3 digits are your local sports AM radio frequency.
Digits 4-6 are equal to Herschel Walker's best YPG in a single season as a Philadelphia Eagle.
Digits 7 and 8 represent how old one must be to enjoy the contents of your box.
Digit 9 is how many times John Kruk was caught stealing in his first season as an All-Star.
Digit 10 is the total number of career triples Kruk hit after leaving the Phillies.
Digit 11 is how many 3-pointers Kwame Brown hit last season.
Digit 12 is how many Super Bowl Rings Donavan McNabb has.
Digit 13 is how many hits Roy Halladay gave up against the Reds in his 2010 postseason opener.
Digit 14 is how many TDs Jason Avant scored in his 14 games as an Eagle last year.
The final digit will soon be retired by the Philadelphia Eagles.

That should keep you busy till these two boxes crush your porch on Wednesday.

 

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

 

Nice one! I know where it's going

 

Solved the puzzle. Pretty surprised at the result.

 

#bummer

Nice hints, mate!

 

Ugh, now I have to restart the process of guessing my sender?! Ain't nobody got time fo dat (yea, right, who am I kidding?!)