SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Dear target,

For some reason my two porch bombs are not linked to one tracking number. They are however set to land on the same day. If you care to track them both, complete the previously posted Sudoku and replace the last three digits with the following number:

1) Take the sum of the digits in your phone number
2) Multiply by the number of points that separated your local NFL team and their opponent at the end of their first preseason game
3) Add the number worn by the 2013 closing pitcher of your local MLB team

Sincerely,
A BA With Too Much Time On His Hands

 

target: i think you know who you are by our last interaction. these boxes should arrive on Wednesday. My final hint in case you were unsure if you were my target or not: I may be heading to wrigley during the day Friday to watch the sports team in one of my previous hints to you.

 

5012

 

Hint #1: I share at least 15 wants with target
Hint #2 : Unlike me, this is not my targets first BIF
Hint #3: Even though the brewery no longer distributes here, I just found a shelf turd of one of your wants in the state I am visiting
Hint #4: One of my favorite ESPN personalities is from your city

 

Hint: my target would have loved to have been in my backyard last night listening to Bill Monroe (his choice, not mine. I would rather listen to some MOE. , DMB, or the Lumineers) and enjoy a bottle of Druid Fluid.

 

To my target you should be getting two boxes at your area fedex pickup soon, I'm dropping them off first thing in the morning and it looks like you have a large hub close so it should ship quick.

To my sender, if its not too late could you direct my package to a Fedex/UPS pickup office. If not, it's not a problem I just have an odd schedule and sometimes I don't get home til late.

 

I also enjoy Moe and DMB!

 

That's not a very good picture, I can barely see those beers nipples...err...labels

 

FINGERS EFFING CROSSED!!! Best hints ever.

 

Are you FROM Philly sir?

 

Some fun facts for my target's unlucky porch
• 2x Oregon beers (Ashland and Portland)
• 9x SF beers, 5 of which are from the same brewery. All 5 of those are trading extremely well on this site right now. you should just drink them though, and something tells me you will.
• 2x beers in tall boxes from the central coast of CA. something about a proprietor...
• 2x beers from a famed Danish gypsy
• 341.6 total fluid ounces now, unless I stop by the beer store again tomorrow morning, which seems very likely. I still have two slots to fill in these shippers...
• 2x stemmed glassware, both of which are from local breweries, neither of whose products made the cut. one more piece seems likely.......

 

No. My target is just outside Philly.

 

URGH this monster isnt mine! ......Unless your sending this to my sister who lives in this town.

 

Dear Steve,
I'm going to be up your way and wanted to see if you would like to get together. I'm going to need to have you pick me up at the FedEx place at 3710 Forbes Ave Wednesday afternoon. I look forward to having you cut me open with a knife.
Love,
Your Package
(537029410000065)

 

BOOM! the sound i expect to hear while at work tomorrow! work is 8 minutes away.

 

This is the first time I'm truly clueless...and I can't really tell, but I think I like it.

 

???

 

I have eliminated all but 10 potential senders. Pretty sure my sender hasn't posted. I hope he remembers he's in a BIF.

 

I plan finishing my shopping today and shipping tomorrow

 

My box has completed just about 1/3 of it's journey, and is currently located in Steve Oldrati's back yard.

I shipped yesterday, as did my sender (99.9%) and looking at a map, it seems highly likely that the 2 boxes will pass each other somewhere on route 80 later this morning.