SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

my box was just delivered at 101pm! my office just shook and we are currently evacuating.

 

I am done packing - made some revisions and additions, here is the (new) final tally:

BOX 1
• 12 bottles & 239.7 oz.

BOX 2
• 10 bottles/cans & 138.1 oz.
• 2x local stemware swag

I have to get to work, so these are going out tonight. I made the decision to send less in the interest of higher quality. Target, I don't know you, but you won't be disappointed. Weird mathematical tracking hints a la Steve Oldrati are forthcoming this evening.

 

I read that as "we are currently ejaculating" at first; needless to say I was thoroughly confused.

 

Tell 'em your wife is having the baby, STAT, and you gotta go. Then go home and celebrate Merry BIFmas.

 

i am doing that, too.

 

haha, i might run home to bring it inside and down in the basement. the only flaw with that theory is when i show up to work tomorrow i will be getting a lot of these:

 

^^^^^^^^
We need pics!!!!!

 

of the beer , evacuation , or ejaculation?

 

Yes.

 

NO - just the beer. Steve I now gotta question you.

 

the evacuation would need to be a video...just the beer will be fine!

 

So I am NOT getting a lot of work done today. Just anxiously awaiting the end of the day so I can go home and see if I was right about my sender. And checking this thread every 15 mins to see if any hauls get posted. Damn BIFs.

 

I want beer pron asap

 

What is pron?

 

I'm pretty excited to see some great hauls tonight (ok, well, this afternoon for me...) And I'm guessing it'll be a week before I get to post my haul photo, as I'll be in Portland for a bit next week...

To my target: your boxes left Fairbanks monday (i hope.) - but FedEx hasn't updated the tracking since they were picked up. I'm used to this and sometimes don't see an update until they hit Chicago (even tho it's "ground", they usually hitch a ride on a plane out of Anchorage for Chicago). Once they land in the midwest, I'd bet they hit their east coast destination, near a state line, in about two days.

 

Its just like Sprots ..... I was told its when alcohol and sports collide.

 

Since I cannot end on 13 hints...that would just be bad luck...

Hint 1: I am shipping east​

Hint 2: My target HAS STILL NOT POSTED IN THIS THREAD - STILL...as of 8/07 at 9:12AM!!!!​

Hint 3: My targets state had at least one player suspended (pending appeals of course) from its professional baseball team yesterday​

Hint 4: It appears that your planning board meeting was cancelled last month.​

Hint 5: The first international sports hero born in my targets state was born in 1763.​

Hint 6: Although I can only hit 3 of my targets wants, I will still hit about 7-8 percent of all of thier wants.​

Hint 7: My target has a beer related avatar.​

Hint 8: I know my target does not know who he is seeing as though he is yet to makean apperance in this thread.​

Hint 9: I am shipping to a state that is within 4,000 sq miles in size to my own state.​

Hint 10: There is also at least one professional sports team in each of the 4 major sports in my targets state.​

Hint 11: My target does NOT have numbers in their screen name.​

Hint 12: I believe my target forgot about this BIF since he has not posted as of yet. He will get a nice wake up call tomorrow when the 45.8lb brick get dropped on his front step!​

Hint 13: My targets package is in transit, on truck for delivery and this truck left Stamford, CT at 7:27AM. Your porch will have a nice gift waiting for you shortly.​

Hint 14: My targets package although out for delivery will end up crossing a state line before it gets delivered.​

 

This has me VERY excited...

 

dammit!!! 2 more hours!!

 

nice