SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I must have wounded like an unappreciative douche. I'm excited about my haul and am always in the mood to try new things.

I'll message you. And again thanks for all the good brew. Now, how do I load pictures on this with my iPhone/iPad? Or do I have to use a computer?

 

And to my target, just packed your box with over 370oz of beer!!! I dropped the growler because I'm drunk, sorry...

 

I love all these boxes...

 

Here is my box so far, with the little detour it will end up traveling about 2646 miles and will cross 8 state lines.

Ontario, CA, United States 08/13/2013 8:36 P.M. Departure Scan
08/13/2013 11:27 A.M. Arrival Scan
Las Vegas, NV, United States 08/13/2013 6:12 A.M. Departure Scan
Las Vegas, NV, United States 08/12/2013 7:45 P.M. Origin Scan
08/12/2013 5:03 P.M. Pickup Scan
United States 08/12/2013 6:10 P.M.
Order Processed: Ready for UPS

 

Just sent 52.2 lbs in two boxes to my target.

For scale:



ON a scale:



AAAAAND some dumb fact-based tracking hints:


Both boxes

• Last 4 digits of the Food King Cash & Carry's phone number are the first 4 digits of your tracking numbers, but apparently this place is closed now. Bummer, man.
• The Best Buy store number in a town ~40 minutes NNE provide the next 4 digits
• The numerical portion of a church address on Shelton Ave in your town provides the next 3 digits
• The last digit is the same number as a road in your state which contains a section referred to as the 'Chester Bowles Highway'

Box 1

• The last 3 digits of a title 52 general statute in your state on the subject of so-called "malicious erection" are the final 3 digits of this box's tracking number. You may have a malicious erection, or at least a malicious hernia when this box shows up in 5 days.

Box 2

• The last 3 digits of the zip code you provided, plus the number of the North/South highway west of your town that runs past several lakes and ends at a pond, are the last 3 digits of your second box's tracking number.

HAVE FUN SUCKERS!

 

Well, well, well I think I might be on to something. I don't get FW distro. I won't be getting Enjoy By this time around. It is already tomorrow where I am. My quick and dirty calculations for your packages route are only off by a few miles. Could be me or one of the other Floridians.

 

finally got an update from FedEx... they're saying my target's boxes will arrive Tuesday.

 

Nice haul Houser, good luck with the baby, I thought you said the due date was the 10th so beginning to wonder. Enjoy that beer and BM me with any parenting questions, don't forget I've got 9 weeks of parenting experience on you!
P.S. Sex is a recommended way to induce labor, convincing you really pregnant girl however is quite difficult.

 

FedEx is saying the same for the box I sent as well.

 

All these damaged boxes are starting to get me nervous. Either way, my bomb is set to drop on Monday.

 

Keep an eye for box #2 next Wednesday. Picking up some things (swag/additional beer) this weekend so it'll go out on Monday. A beer Ill be sending IMHO can stand up to Hunaphus any day. Hope you dont mind growler/howler beer.

 

Nice job everyone so far, some really great boxes and the commentary is even better! MOAR **** TODAY?!?!?!

 

I have been lacking in the hints, damn work.
I will be sending mostly New England goodies.
My targets state is surrounded by some large bodies of water, fresh water.
My target is relatively new to BA
My target has not rated a beer higher than 4.25
Most of my targets highest rated beers are IPA's, though they list BA beers as their most sought.

 

not as difficult as i first thought

 

Since I'll be running around Vermont all day Saturday I think this could be me. I knew your first few hints lined up, but didn't think any ESPN personalities were from my town. Now that I bothered to check out wikipedia, I see that Peter Gammons is from my town. Sounds like I might be getting some Florida love next week

 

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In transit​

On FedEx vehicle for delivery​

SAINT PAUL, MN​

 

Just finally read through all your hints! Shelton Ave made me connect the dots. Bam I got you (unless its Sandman but think not)! Now I gotta figure out this damn tracking number.

 

Home Brews (perma want)
Berliner
IPA
Coffee Stout
and a Saison



The big boys

Listermann NutCase (sounds strange, I like that)
Pretty Things Barley Wine ( never tried it. maybe Mr. Flyr will help me drink this one)
3floyds- Dreadnaught (want... always)
Rivertown Geuze (its sour I want it, never had it)
Listermann Julia (same deal as above)



and the little guys

CS- St. Bretta ( mmmmm bugs)
CS- Hop Savant (mmmm more bugs with dry hops)
WWS 2009 what what... just drank my last 09 the other day so now I have another.
Founders Rubeaus- had it, now time to cook with it. thinking desert???
Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale- I have herd a lot about it. excited to try it
Listermann- Bourbon Barrel Stout (new to me but want! oh wait... Have)
Schlafly- Pumpkin Ale (love it, I buy a case every year)
Bottle of Cincinnati Beer week Baltic Porter Neat!!

Thanks a ton LTJSKA04

even if your BA handle is almost my old AOL account name. Pezboy rules!!!

 

The wierd part - there is a shelton ave near my house and my work....i gave my home address to cuzco and asked to send to my work (which with my name google can find me)......ok yah

 

We've been finally getting Listermanns kegs in Columbus and I had the opportunity to try this a month or so ago - it's pretty great!

Looks like you've got some great stuff there!