SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by Cuzco, Aug 1, 2013.

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  1. Hophead717

    Hophead717 Initiate (0) Oct 21, 2011 Massachusetts

    A package is out for delivery this morning! It left Ocala, FL at 7:14am. Watch yo' porch!
     
  2. willth

    willth Initiate (0) Apr 2, 2013 Illinois

    A 27.5 lb box left grandville michigan this morning and should be on your porch sometime on saturday, Hopefully in time for the big baseball series that starts friday away from home.
     
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  3. BorisKarloff

    BorisKarloff Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2013 Ohio

    I'm a mathemagician!
     
  4. ltjska04

    ltjska04 Zealot (726) Jun 1, 2005 Kentucky

    You're welcome! Looks like I may owe you the following that got lost/destroyed in transit:
    West Sixth IPA
    MadTree Gnarly Brown (how these cans get destroyed, especially in a beer shipper, are beyond me)
    Lore Derby Brown
    Ei8ht Ball Brewing tasting glass

    Let me see if I can't put together a more ship-proof box for future delivery. Let me know if you have any other KY/OH wants. Always looking to help out a fellow Less Than Jake fan.
     
  5. RayOhioFelton

    RayOhioFelton Initiate (0) May 24, 2011 Ohio

    Better get your fuck on now...sleep deprived, body image issued, breast feeding women don't really have it as a priority...
     
  6. RayOhioFelton

    RayOhioFelton Initiate (0) May 24, 2011 Ohio

    Target,

    My box will be there today! You don't have a porch so make time after work to pick this box up!

    Sender,

    Do you exist? I guess I should treat this like a girl treats her first period. Stop worrying and know it will come one day and it will be awesome.
     
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  7. Hophead717

    Hophead717 Initiate (0) Oct 21, 2011 Massachusetts

    This is my porch. It's brand new. You can see the old steps in the foreground that went directly to the door. If you look closely, you can see that the one right railing is partially stained. My landlord is gonna be pissed after this BIF fucks up his new porch...

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  8. zekeman17

    zekeman17 Pooh-Bah (2,082) Feb 14, 2010 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Judging from the hauls so far, you might want to get preemptive and get some extra bracing under there.
     
  9. CTJman

    CTJman Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2013 Connecticut
    Trader

    To my target: im having a bad day at work today....which is making me take a break. After seeing some Hauls I decided you are recieving another box from me which I will ship out tomorrow. I hope you dont mind?
     
  10. Tertullian007

    Tertullian007 Initiate (0) Nov 4, 2012 Missouri

    Sender, just tell me who you are and when you are shipping and nobody will get hurt...very badly.
     
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  11. BorisKarloff

    BorisKarloff Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2013 Ohio

    Hint #1: My target has posted already.
    Hint #2: My target's state does have a baseball team.
    Hint #3: One of Don Knotts' greatest films was set in my target's state.
    Hint #4: My target doesn't have any beers from my state on their wants list.
    Hint #5: I am not shipping to Houser.
    Hint #6: The Gits have a song whose message my target may approve of.
    Hint #7: My target is not shipping to bcm75.
    Hint #8: I shipped west...
    Hint #9: ...of Tertullian007.
     
  12. skiofpinsk

    skiofpinsk Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2008 Pennsylvania

    I had to charter a helicopter to airlift this package to you, target. I hope you have a clear landing area close by.

    355 oz of mostly barrel aged and hoppy goodies. The weighted score works out to slightly over 93, so there's some quality stuff in there.
     
  13. SnaxStL

    SnaxStL Initiate (0) Mar 12, 2011 Missouri

    Package landed safely and it is glorious! My thirst will be quenched!

    Thanks, jermy!

    I will be posting pics this evening.

    Target,

    Your package left StL yesterday.

    The package is headed to one of two states that never ratified the 18th Amendment. Hooray Beer!
     
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  14. themunjoy

    themunjoy Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2011 Maine

    Stoked!! Can't wait!
     
  15. Roger85

    Roger85 Pundit (965) Aug 24, 2012 Illinois

    Looks like I'm gonna be popping open that BB Plead sooner than I thought! Induction starts in 3 and a half hours!!
     
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  16. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    Congrats man! That will be the best haul of all!!!!
     
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  17. BorisKarloff

    BorisKarloff Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2013 Ohio

    Keep us updated on current events!

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  18. minnesotaryan

    minnesotaryan Initiate (0) Dec 27, 2010 Minnesota

    You killed it! Got the box right before work! Will post pics when I get home
     
  19. CTJman

    CTJman Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2013 Connecticut
    Trader

    ok now for another hint - the final giving hint will be tomorrow when box 1 arrives
    Hint #1: my box is going West & South
    Hint #2: My target is to the west and south of Wolverine country
    Hint #3: mines posted as well
    Hint #4: This person has been a member longer than I
    HInt #5: According to online sources..If I were to ride a bicycle from my house to yours, taking a 12 hour break for every 170 miles I ride, going 14 mph, it would take me approx 10.5 days to reach your house
    Hint #6: My target has less "wants" "hads" and gots than me
    Hint #7: Your handle makes me laugh (no pun intended) I will clarify next hint
    Hint #8: Your state is larger than mine
    Hint #9: Working off of #7 - your handle and picture reminds me of some sort of film/show/movie
    Hint #10: I laugh at your handle BC it reminds me of a movie I loved when I was younger. Your pic reminds me of my favorite scene when they celebrate Octoberfest
    Heres a picture to clarify


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  20. Whiskeydeez

    Whiskeydeez Savant (1,186) Jan 23, 2012 Kansas
    Trader


    Congrats!
     
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