One day old Jai Alai?

Speak for yourself!

(NTTAWWT)

 

Maybe you prefer cedar?

 

Wow, I thought about inappropriate things to say but this is beyond my abilities...

 

Cedar is wood. Comeback fail.

 

We all know Ray likes it when wood is included, I'm just trying to figure out what kind. Some people like white oak, some like something darker like cedar. Has anyone done an ebony aged beer?

 

Perhaps dogwood. Though, I think that's illegal in most states.

 

Ray likes the 3 wood. Sometimes the 5, depending on the lie

 

Yep - picked some up at TW in Jax tonight canned 2 days ago - 9/4!! Freshest I've found so far!!

 

Says the guy with a dark weiner dog as his avatar.

We ALL know you like the wood, smoking wood must be your favorite I'd guess.

 

I will one up you. I have had white oak jai alai before it even hit a bottle/keg!

 

Yes. Past the gleam in the hopmaster's eye, it declines in quickening increments of time.

 

I could have just as easily put Ollie, my mostly white dapple piebald dachshund as my avatar. Smoking wood was good, but I prefer the white oak jai alai (or maybe white oak peach IPA, mmmm that was a good growler).

I'd be careful who's avatar you're tring to insult, yours has a ball and shaft right next to a can. One more little tap and your ball will be deep in it.

 

I think that's just Ray's subtle way of saying the likes to work on his putts.

 

It's hard to really perfect that nice smooth efficient stroke

 

It's called golf. Quit grooming your little wiener and try it sometime. Your mom will probably enjoy the house to herself for the day.

Nobody mentioned that because it is common; nothing to brag about it happens 365 (occasionally 366) days a year.

Just because you like to putt from the rough, no reason to project it upon me.

 

Why are you so obsessed with my wiener dog? This is the second or third thread where you have made references to it. Rusty is a handsome specimen with a very shiny coat, but even I don't dote on him as much as you do. Were you abused by a dachshund as a child? Did it lick you in areas you didn't want to be licked? It's ok to tell us, you're in a safe environment here. No one ever tries to argue with every single post that is made in the south atlanti.... Oh wait, never mind.

 

Who was arguing?

I was joking. Oh wait, you're that guy who likes to make jokes but gets his panties in a twist when someone dishes it back. Typical of a dachshund dude.

I thought we were all joking here. Why so serious?

 

Oh we all joking up in here, its just getting a little stale. You make fun of my dog, I make fun of your golf club, there's just nothing cutting edge any more. It's getting to be as common as white oak.

In other news I'm about to pop a Leon tonight and ITS NOT my birthday

 

I don't recall making fun of your dog before, so i thought it was new. Damn.

Besides, i don't see anything wrong with the dog; i wasn't making fun of him so much as the owner. The dog is probably cool.

FYI - 30 threads on page 1 of the South Atlantic. I've only participated in 6, or 20%. Of those 20%, I've probably only "argued" in about half. So it's not every post, but 10% of the threads sounds about right. Have to mix it up every now and then to avoid staleness as you call it.

FYI #2 - 99% of my posts here are tongue in cheek, sarcastic, or otherwise said in jest. Take a chill pill and remember that from now on and we'll be good. Next time i see you and your dog up at CCB, I'll even buy him a beer.