SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Pr0n indeed. How many hours until 6??

 

I will be at home safe and sound with NO extended family for once!!!!!!! I will also not be in attendance at the bottle share.

 

In case anyone in here is interested, I will be going to the Central Waters 16 release at the end of January and should have a couple of bottles to trade away. Get at me if you want one. Also- **** today!!! Stuff and things (is that what we're doing now?)

 

I would!

 

but you didn't say stuff and things...

stuff and things

 

Bm sent

Stuff and things

 

That didn't take long! Got a few BMs so as of now I'll take this offer off the table as I try to work something out with the guys who got to me first. Did the box land yet?

 

As I can no longer wait to see the beer pr0n that is sitting on someone's porch, I have decided to give you all a sneak peek at my freshest batch of POOP. My POOP is being stored in primary for two weeks before getting transferred to another bottle. The purpose of going to secondary is to clarify the poop a bit before adding the bourbon soaked cubes to the POOP.

POOP will be stewing until February which is when I'll bottle POOP. If anyone is ISO POOP, let me know and I'll be sure to send you 12oz of my POOP sometime around late February, early March. However, I wouldn't recommend consuming the POOP upon receipt. In fact, POOP gets better with age. I've been told POOP is best consumed 6 months after bottling.

 

Can't wait!!! Rumor has it that this is being followed by the Phenomenally Exceptional Eisbock...(trademark pending)

stuff and things

 

I may have to use that name if I ever do an eisbock!!!

 

Whats this IF shit...make it happen!!!!!!

 

On a side note...I NEED Heady Topper...like seriously...I have no more left and NEED it for survival...and science (I'll come up with something).

If you (pointing at that one person out there) have some or can get some, please let me know.

stuff and things

 

I want to see a double india apricot rye raisin habanero elderberry ale.

 

Damn this response - i stopped getting updates here as of yesterday. Crap shoot!

 

that JUST happened!!!

stuff and things!

 

I'm still trying to figure out how to get my hands on some Potentially Excellent Chocolate Kitkat Espresso Rasberry Stout. Once I figure that out, I look into what it would take to make some Double India Apricot Rye Raisin Habanero Elderberry Ale.

 

damnit Stuff and damnit Things...I'm going to need a matrixed rule sheet. I'm going to strive to be a better SWTFYWer.

 

If I work out a trade maybe well open it

 

ISO any and all peckers poop diarrhea pee and the sort

 

I feel like we could all collaborate and start a contract brewery based on dirty named beers alone. I reread the ingredients in my DIARRHEA and it looks delicious.