Ever broken or spilled a great beer?

When I was about 16 I had my first beer. That was my worst beer mishap to date.

 

I bought a 12 pack of Sam Adams beer once, and as I was leaving the cardboard ripped out of my hand and every bottle shattered.

Ever since the in I've always grabbed from the bottom.

 

I'd say that's about at shitty as it gets, until I saw the post with the dude whose house burned down...

 

A stray thread from my sweater's cuff snagged on the cap of a 4-pack of Wake-N-Bake, of which only one broke. The thread has since been dealt with.

 

I was smoking a pork shoulder this past weekend, and I accidentally kicked over a snifter of Bourbon County Brand Stout after spritzing my pork. The snifter shattered and I watched my BCBS pour all over my patio. It was painful, but luckily I had put two bottles in my refrigerator earlier that day, so I was at least able to pour another glass. .

 

Not crazy rare but hard to get drinking a bomber of Psuedosue at a Halloween party and had the bottle knocked outta my hand by a elbow sucked but grabbed another from my case and now I bitch bc I wasn't pissed when I should have been bc I'm down to my last bottle

 

My cousin froze an entire 6 pack of some Fuller's London Porter I had just bought.

 

While carrying a 750 ml Cuvée Van De Keizer Blauw from the cellar. My foot slipped off the step, fell forward and the bottle went tumbling after. I have wooden steps the bottle bounced then hitting the cellar floor shattering. I.O. Problems, I wish there were alcohol insurance that covered Human Imperfection.

 

I dropped a bottle of Doom at DLD last year.

 

So a few weeks ago coming home from Funky Buddha's bottle release of MBCP I decided that I could absolutely carry 4 bottles inside in my highly intoxicated state. Well apparently I could only carry 3 inside safely and my front porch smelled like maple syrup for a week.

It wouldn't of been so bad if I didn't have to hear the old "I told you so" from the wife for a week after

 

I came home from Florida one time and all my clothes ending up selling like one of the finest IPA's in existence. Thank you Spirit Airlines for crushing 2 cans of Jai Lai. D-Bags!!!!!

 

A pint glass (Westbrook) full of Weyerbacher Insanity.

 

A few years ago I smashed a 3 year old Westy 12 when it fell off the shelf on the door of my kegerator. I sucked up what I could without ingesting glass shards....

 

Maybe this is off-topic, BUT...

Liz (my girlfriend) and I were looking for Mokah everywhere after I found out it was retired. Some especially generous members of the BA community went hunting for me as well. We found two bottles in central Michigan at a random bottle shop, bought them both, and were planning on drinking one right away and sitting on the other for another six months.

After we drank the first one, my little brother came to visit and drank the other one after we went to sleep one night.

 

Good news is Jai Alai smells great.

 

You probably heard we had a little bit of snow in Atlanta. The delivery guy was delivering Hopslam to my local store and was holding the case by one handle, slipped and dropped it. Only 2 bottles broke and I still got my 6 pack.

 

Hey! Beer snowcone! The best ideas often result from accidents!

 

My buddy dropped a full growler of Alpine Pure Hoppiness. I think he considered licking the ground.

 

He should be glad he didn't. That's an easy way to get hoporrhea.