SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Can you wait until @Houser gets me one before tattling?

@Haywire also blew me up and he'll get his next week when I get something that'll be a day old....I hope he likes <week old IPAs...

 

Also, dearest Target, I stopped by a store yesterday to pick up another bomber and sweet titties for your box. You're welcome.

 

Whoa, your wife is cool...I woulda had to make a silent film in the basement while pretending to do laundry...

 

IPWTFIW; some things I sipped on last night:





/notsohumblebrag

 

Understatement... she allows him to mix her tits milk, into tits with beer!

 

You had all that to yourself? You must have been sauced.

 

Reminder. I'm in Nantucket til Sunday. Please refrain from making the wife carry any box in

 

I'm no expert here, but it could have been the fact that you mixed it with shitty beer.

 

Those 4 split 3 ways...not too bad

 

Yeah, I told her what I was doing and asked if she minded, she just said as long as I didn't care that she was still working on dinner. It was a mutual giving of no fucks. She just ended up sitting back and watching and laughing anyway.

 

My daughter saved my ass by spotting dried beer all over the wall where I'd spit it out. I was able to clean it up before the wife noticed.

 

@TheBeerAlmanac I showed my wife your video last night. Her response, "Is he crazy?"

 

Dude's on a roll.

 

Hint 1: I am not sending to Cuzco
Hint 2: I am not sending to Dicers

 

I'm hoping/expecting pr0n today

We'll see I guess.

 

Good thing I worked from home today. Had to help the UPS guy carry the porch bomb that @BuckTuckian sent my way. You killed it dude! Nearly killed us both too.

Without further ado, here's the pr0n.



Cans -
3x Bells Two Hearted Ale
1x West 6th IPA
1x Rhinegast Truth
1x Surly Coffee Bender

Bottles -
1x Bruery Black Tuesday
1x CW Y2K
1x New Holland Night Tripper
1x Cigar City Brunch
1x Prairie The Beer That Saved Christmas
1x New Holland Dragons Milk
1x Tyranena Brewers Gone Wild!
1x Deschutes Black Butte Porter
1x Sprecher Fire Brewed Hard Root Beer
1x Bells Expedition
1x Dieu de Ciel Peche Mortel
1x 3F Gumballhead
1x Dieu de Ciel BA Peche Mortel
1x Great Lakes BA Blackout
1x Prairie Bible Belt
1x Eviltwin Lil B
1x Founders KBS
2x Founders Backwoods Bastard
1x Bells Java

A West Sixth Can glass
A shit ton of swag


Thanks a ton dude! Awesome box of wants and loves!

 

You're on my extremely short list of senders I haven't eliminated yet.

If I'm your guy, I know you're gonna SWTFYW, but please, SWTFYWBPFTLOTMIBNBM (send whatever the fuck you want, but for the love of God, make it beer, not breast milk). Unlike the rest of these yingyangs I will not unconditionally drink any liquid placed within 10 feet of me.

Fucking degenerates. And now back to searching the internet for footage of rabbis having sex with smoked hams.

 

I added what years I could remember. The pleasure was all mine!
Cheers! BT

 

Keep going...

 

I am down to 5 possible senders. 4 here and one on TB.

S&T