SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

My target's box was just delivered.

 

Well after slacking my box was just dropped off at Fedex. It should be to my target on Friday. I apologize for getting it there so late, if either of teh growlers have bad carb let me know and I will make up for it in box 2 that is going out next week.

 

I have asked the dad of the BIF for a shipping extension so I can get a seasonal beer that hasn't hit stores yet. Anything to please my dickhead of a target who has apparently drunk everything under the sun including possibly human titty juice. Fucking degenerates x2.

 

if this is me - and im late to answer but YES (but no worries if im late to game haah)

 

If this is for you, I can add a bottle to the second box you, I mean my target will be getting next week!

 

Friday MAY (if its me) be an awesome day!

 

for all those who were interested, here are the prices now:

flatitude: $9
2008a: $13 (i think)
2009: $40
2013: $28

as you can see, there is quite a bump since the release in september. if you are still interested, send me a message.

 

Box all packed up and ready to go. I had fun(my wallet didn't) grabbing singles to use my space. I hope my target enjoys. I slipped in something that a lot of people on this thread seems to enjoy, but my target doesn't seem to like the style according to his profile. Something's gotta give.

344 oz.
10 boombers
6 cans
3 bootles
1 boober

Hint 1: My target is an O.G. from when that acronym was shorter
Hint 2: I'm shipping
Hint 3: The box is not going south
Hint 4: My target likes IPAs(although I wouldn't call him a "fan") and I just found a couple that don't make it out of the state
Hint 5: My target has over 100 wants
Hint 6: My target is in the same time zone as I
Hint 7: My target is here and there.
Hint 8: I have to use a different shipping provider than I'd like to.

 

Unless you ship DHL I get notifications as soon as you create the label

 

what is a boober

 

What a cheater.

 

Ask @TheBeerAlmanac.

 

sounds like some tits to me.

 

The bottles are damn works of art. My daughter has already staked a claim to my 2013 bottle after I drink it.

Has anybody ever had flatitude? I could see it being kinda good.

 

Not my fault I have a FedEx and UPS account

 

you want cash or beer for these?

 

ISO: Fortunate Islands

Does anyone have access to this?

S&T

 

@CTJman did you get my box?

 

If that last clue means what I think it does, I just crossed you off.
Down to 2 possible shippers, one from the north of me and one from the south. I'm probably wrong.

 

whats your preference?