SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I am not shipping to Tejas...

 

Still have no clue who my sender is.

 

I know...

 

I meant future BIF's, not just this one hahahahahahaha

 

Happy bday though!

 

I was thinking it was Marti but then his last hint blew that one to shit. Pretty sure I have some Kunn on my wants.

 

I have no idea who my sender is. The hints were too fast and furious while I was away on bereavement leave. Happy that this round is a surprise though

Hope I get it by Friday!

 

A UPS man just said "doosh" when he lifted a Bigelo box out of his truck and left it on a porch.

 

Sexual healing started playing as I took my first sip. Coincidence?

 

DRIPA and Imperial Creme Brule howlers are ready for the 475 mile journey to my target.

 

An unintentional Birthday box just landed.

 

My box is in my target's state...it probably had a Pliny w/ lunch.

 

haha, this is cracking me up.

 

Hint #1: Target is to the West of me
Hint #2: Target's State is bigger than mine
Hint #3: Target's total # of BA "Wants" are >49
Hint #4: Target & I have been in a BIF before... Could be SWTFYW #1, or a different one... OR Both?
Hint #5: Target's Zip Code digits added together are <30
Hint #6: Target's State is home to at least one school that played in a 2013-14 Bowl Game
Hint #7: Target's State is/was home to at least 1 group/family/team/pair of animated characters
Hint #8: Target's State has a College/University mascot who has participated in the Capital One Mascot Challenge
Hint #9: Target's State = Where an actor who once played a character named after a food or beverage was born

Hint #10: FedEx Tracking # includes (in some order) = Robert Parish, Kevin Duckworth, Bruce Smith, Dennis Eckersley, Ozzie Newsome, & Wes Welker

Hint #11: Target is indeed to the West... But also South. And that's probably a way better clue than Hint #1.

 

My box stands at 310 oz. Once I get my mitts on 2 seasonals I will be shipping to a place which vies with Iraq for world shooting-into-the-air supremacy.

Target, I'm still pissed at you for making this box difficult. I shoved one of the beers in my butt crack to show my contempt for you. not telling you which one it was. But it wasn't a can. Might not be able to get it out and that would be hard to explain at the ER. They're getting pretty tired of pulling stuff out of me anyway.

 

That's just what those cows want!!

 

I can send you a box of poop, but it won't be the @Haywire kind...

 

you should blame the person who assigned you your target.

 

Come to think of it, the girl at the register did look a little long in the face. And cow shaped.

 

I have enough daddy issues as it is, but I let @Cuzco know it was obvious he liked all the other kids better than me. He never wanted me in the first place. I was adopted, obviously.