SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Wait, Port made a beer that isn't Older Viscosity and is remarkable? I'd just about given up. I'll keep an eye out for this one.

 

Damnit, every time...

 

Was the douch tertullian @Hoptimus-Prime

 

Lots of great beers. Big bad Baptist was a total sleeper. Surprisingly I felt good after 7 hours of sleep last night. Dunno why, I'm always hungover after our shares. Must have been the Arby's.....?

 

That was everyone else's response after we opened it. Westcoast hop bomb. Guy who brought it said maybe $6.99 a bomber? I'd buy it if it was available here. IMO

 

A lot like Lost Abbey bottles have chronic carb issues, Port bottles have chronic issues of not being good beer. At this point, I'll let others tell me what Port beers I should be drinking and will steer clear of them until recommended to do otherwise -- there are too many good beers on shelves to waste money and time on a brewery that has let me down multiple times.

 

Nope, but I think you were a part of that BIF...
@JoeDurp and apparently he has been active recently...

 

I was pleasantly surprised by Hop-15 - my favorite hoppy Port brew. Next time it comes out I'll let ya guys know.

 

Me too.

 

Our first contestant! Well done sir. Only like 21 more hours left to get these in gents!

 

Really since my buddies bachelor party I have taken to the almighty shotgun. I considered a 32oz can of shipwreck IPA but then again, that would have been ******ed.

 

Hangover from Friday is officially over. Now let's see if I can close this weekend out with a bang.

 

1935 Bob! (ughhh Buck... just doesn't sound as good)

 

2 Sunday questions for the group.

1.) What's everyone's process for tit-cleaning? My dishwasher seems to shoot a layer of glue and then sand into the bottom of my glasses. At least that's what it seems like everytime I take them out.
2.) Does anyone have any SARA?? I keep seeing pictures of Lucy and it makes my mouth water everytime...

 

Always handwash, light dish soap to remove oily skin residues (lips, fingers, etc.), rinse with scalding water to remove soap traces, air dry or towel dry if you don't want water spots.

 

Hot as the faucet will go, water only never soap. If you live in an area with hard water, like I do, finish with a cold rinse lasting ~10 seconds. Cold water contains less dissolved solids than hot water which leads to less spotting/residue. My glasses are crystal clean, your mileage may vary depending on how hot of water you can handle

Side note: I am also looking for a Sante hook-up!

 

I prefer the spit, pee & shine method.

Drink a hot cup of coffee or tea to increase internal mouth temperature to around 150-160F. Chew a piece of gun to increase saliva amount to approximately 3 fluid ounces. Swish saliva around mouth in circular motion for 30 seconds. In one fluid motion spit wad of saliva on glass and let set in sun for about 3 minutes or until dry. While letting sit to dry, pee into an old rag. The urine acts as a natural anti bacterial disinfectant. After soaking the tag in pee, ring it out so it's only slightly damp. If you happen to have athletes foot, it might be a good idea to let the excess urine fall onto your feet. At this point, your glass should have a nice thick coat of dried up saliva on it. With damp urine rag in hand, buff the glass thoroughly until it lets off a nice yellow shine. Voila. Clean tits.

By the way, anyone needs extra glassware? I have some used ones sitting around that I haven't drank from in a while.

 

Ok, so currently we're at:

Soap -1
No Soap -1
Urine -1

 

I use a rubber baby bottle brush with light dish soap. Rinse with HOT AS FUCK water to remove all soap residue then final rinse with COLD water.

 

So Sunday joke time. Since this is Memorial weekend and all it will be a military joke. Well kind of, more of a story/joke.

If you dont already know. When you put different branches of the military together there are bound to be cracks made at each branch. Add alcohol and it gets even better. One night I happened to be drinking with a few Marines and the name calling and wise cracks started to flow. Long story short, one of my younger sailors tried to make a comment, and didnt go his way.

Sailor to Marine: You are a department of MY Navy.
(a few laughs ensue)
Marine to Sailor: Total serious look on his face. Yup, sure am gay boy. THE MENS DEPARTMENT.
(everyone literally fell on the floor laughing)