SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Thanks for putting that up, was going to do it when I got home.

 

Suuuuuuure, that's what they all say!

 

With the goal list up I'll jump in

1st Goal - 23rd Minute
2nd Goal - 49th Minute

 

444th BIF

Since we are limited to 4 beers, and I will abide by the rules for this one, I tried my best to maximize ounces. My target may or may not be getting between one and three of these:



One liter stainless growler on left for scale only, sorry target. Thirty-two ounce Crowlers from Cigar City. One may be filled with a brewery only, growler only, never before brewed one-off beer perfect for the summer.

 

444th BIF - I am inviting wolf spiders by going over 4 bootles, however there will be only 3 "items" ... one just happens to be a themed mixed sixpack.

 

Boxes to 2 different Swtfyw'ers landed today and another one was dropped off

 

444th BIF Hint#1 I'm shipping to someone west of me
444th BIF Hint #2 I'm heading to a certain brewery on Thursday and I'm going to try and grab some of this to ship to my target
444th BIF Hint#3. I have never shipped to my target but I have shipped to his state before.
444th BIF Hint#4 I'm shipping out of my time zone.
444th BIF Hint#5 I'm shipping to a state where it's illegal to be drunk on a train. Where's the fun in that?
444th BIF Hint#6 I'm shipping to a state where "No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison"
444th BIF Hint#7. I'm shipping to a state that has approximately 40 ski resorts
444th BIF Hint#8. I'm shipping to a state that is part of the Big 10 conference.

 

I'll take 70 for the second goal..

 

Rumor? With this thread, couldn't you say that any week and likely be correct?

 

So....any of you fine gentleman know someone who can serve as a proxy in Indiana?

 

I've been sitting here, quietly deciding how I'm going to graphically represent my feelings about this. Here's what I have so far:







but settled on:

 

I'm mighty pleased about what just went on here. Mighty pleased.

 

First goal - 31
Second goal - 51

Thanks for the chance!

 

I'm sure you'll find a way to deal with it. The mixed six pack will make a nice diorama, and will be worth the box of wolf spiders. (the beer in it is also not anywhere close to what you degenerates are used to working with either, so I almost don't even count it at all.)

 

I'm not in the 444th BIF, but maybe he somehow duct taped all the bottles together, and somehow rigged it so when you open one bottle, you have to open them all? Judges?

#devilsadvocate

 

Where is the Bif in a Box?

 

Shipping tomorrow?

 

444THBIF--
Hint #1 I'm shipping to someone I've never shipped to before. What?? Yup, for real.
Hint #2 I am not shipping north
Hint #3 Since it only 2 days by UPS to my target, I will be shipping the week of 6/30
Hint #4 Target has less characters in his user name, and his avatar does not depict beer in any way.
Hint #5 I've been on BA longer than you. Na-na. I'll cut you, man, don't push me, I'll do it!
Hint #6 Target shares a last name with a high school buddy of mine who sat 2 seats in front of me in every class. Doris Jackson provided the unappealing buffer zone between us.

 

i too was a rugger.....if you were in the scrum you can guarantee at least a broken body part that never healed

(after breaking 2 fingers i tapped them to a popscile stick and continued to play never having them fixed....now i have crooked fingers)

 

Yeppers, #4 lock here. Broken tailbone in 3 places, of course, play the rest of the season out...