SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

man, my original message had an insane amount of typos.

 

i gotta tell you this really made me laugh.

 

I've noticed that the more drunk I am, the fewer typos I commit. This might directly correlate to the fact that it takes me 7 minutes to type each word. Maybe we'll test it this weekend.

 

How are you so sure about the activity and the manner in which they performed it???

 

haha, extremely well played.

im sure there are posts about 200 pages back that would disprove this theory. or maybe im thinking of @zekeman17...?

 

444thBIF Hint 1: My target is in a state that does not touch my state. My target will also not be getting MY locals, but will instead will mostly benefit from a trip I'm taking next weekend to my brother's wedding in VT.
444thBIF Hint 2: This ain't the first ro-day-oh for my target and I. Which is to say, we've BIF'd together before.
444thBIF Hint 3: From what I have seen in hints/hauls threads and social media, my target is both extremely generous and regularly enjoys many more .rar beers than I do.
444thBIF Hint 4: While hiking in the White Mountains of NH this weekend, I met a guy from my target's state who was section hiking the Appalachian Trail. That guy had an altimeter on his watch that was impossible for him to calibrate at home because he lives below sea level.
444thBIF Hint 5: My target is getting 92 oz of 96.75 average beer that they should post about in this hauls thread.
444thBIF Hint 6: According to the list with everybody's state included, my target is the only person in this BIF from their state.
444thBIF Hint 7: My target's real name is probably a misnomer, since according to his BA name he's 2/7ths of a way to a miracle already.
444thBIF Final Hint 8: My target's package is out for delivery, and thankfully it didn't make a detour at Disney World on it's way there. Refer to Hint 5 when posting pr0n!

 

Well, a new friend of yours from Texas (me) is leaving straight from work at noon today to go to Jester King. I already have a friend stopping by tonight to put the 3 boxes I am getting from my crooked stave Trustee inside, so I will make sure the LIF box has also arrived and he will take it inside. Pron will have to wait for Sunday, thanks again!

 

I had to ask my dad. He used a metaphor but I'm fairly certain what he meant.

 

I think I have to side with @TheBeerAlmanac on this one. This morning I had a bunch of likes for something I didn't even remember posting last night. A fairly long story with no typos. So ha!
Side note, I think the posted ABV% for Forest and Main offerings may be a bit on the low side. 2nd time recently that I've been pretty fuzzy after having 3 16oz pours of 4-6%.
Side note #2--Habanero Caramel Popcorn is awesome.

 

Have him get the growler out and into the fridge.
Crooked Stave Reserves FTW!

 

i think the orifice is what is in question here? there also could have been a different tool used, like maybe a cucumber, carrot, or something else i dont even know about. sorry @ColdOne.

 

So you're saying I should run up to your house before Kevin today...

 

Ummm hmmmm, no? I mean I moved, I mean I'm not going to Austin hahaha. But seriously I almost had to cancel the trip my sciatic nerve is hurting me so badly, I only slept probably 2 hours last night, its going to be an interesting weekend.

Cool, I'll have him pull the growler and throw it in the fridge! Thanks again man!

 

Made me think of BioDome

 

They definitely are low, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought so. I need to try that kind, I had the bacon popcorn last time there and it was awesome

 

You people have dirty minds. We were just playing a round of spit.

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

Plus, they have products you can buy now that are WAY better than spit.

 

So...that BIF in a box thing....