SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Ummm ISO mango sour

 

Glad the dog made it there safe!

 

Manchester United!!!!

edit: shit, too late...Real Madrid, damnit, really? lol j/k

 

I like that while @jshusc was running a LIF he wins a LIF.

I love this group

 

Speaking of my LIF, it came down to three entries: @TheBeerAlmanac's Ass-apple, @Haywire's octopus, and @bruindre's 20-year-old Scotch.

Got to say it's a tough decision. I laughed hardest a the ass apple, was caught most off guard by the octopus, and felt the scotch was most traditional. In the end, one got something the others didn't: a completely drunken response that was nonsensical and I have no recollection of posting. Therefore, I declare @TheBeerAlmanac as the winner.

Shoot me an address and let me know who you want to receive a 2nd box. Like I said, whatever criteria you choose. You can go ninja or announce to the heavens, but if ninja, shoot me an address.

Cheers

 

Lots of beer floating around here! Good stuff guys!

 

If the @TheBeerAlmanac chooses me you can give it to me IP on Tuesday

 

perhaps it was more of an INconvenient distraction? Get it? Ahh I'll show myself out now

 

Last hint for me....my target is going to be disappointed as I failed at doing my home work. One of the beers I sent in the box is distrubuted in this persons home state. I was so excited by the 'Murcia theme, I got excited when this uncle was on the bottle all jazzed up in da Red/White/Blue. My target will know once my boxes arrives. Sorry my good man.

So to my target, great apologies as I officially suck.

As punishment, I'm going to drink a few more Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Extra!

 

You coming through columbia tomorrow?

 

Do the tasting line-up. 2oz pours of every beer on tap. I think there were 19 when I went. Fantastic to sample some of their non-bottled beers. And not that expensive either, maybe like $16? And then just take all the others home in bottles. Who needs wine anyway

 

444th BIF Hints

1. I'm shipping to Biggie's home coast, not where he went back back to
2. I haven't traded with my target, but they live in the same state as someone I've traded with in this group
3. My target's avatar is (presumably) not of themself as it's not an image of a human
4. My box is on its way tomorrow and hopefully FedEx doesn't screw up my target's surprise
5. Ok #4 wasn't much of a hint, just a head's up. So real hint: My target has more fake beer worthiness points than me
6. My target should be receiving his box on Wednesday Thursday (originally said Wednesday, lying FedEx) sorry local peoples

 

Awesome man, thanks a shitload!

For @jshusc part 2 LIF: open to anyone who posted a joke for the part 1 LIF, post one image that that somehow portrays an "unpleasant surprise." Take a pic, steal one from the interwebs, use one of those someecards, photoshop something together, it don't mattah. Best winner wins. You have 24 hours. Go.

 

Can of Ten Fidy Shaving Cream?

To my sender: because of this, if there is a growler in my box, please let me know when my box lands. I will have to ask my wife to unpack it for me But that's better than it sitting in a box until the 3rd.

Man U, although I'm sure it's been guessed (hate catching up on 2+ pages)...


Will finish catching up after a late dinner. Also, @wiingman thanks for a great welcome to the great state of Texas! I'll post some pr0n later from the shopping trip he took me on to some local bottle shops.

 

To imgur, awaaaay!!

 

This is not my "unpleasant surprise", just sayin, I'm ready.

 

This is not my submission, but it fits the LIF and I've witnessed egg laying first hand.

 

New dad's....we all been there! I don't have a pic but my daughter once pooped in her armpit and the tub...where is the next awkward spot!

 

omg...

If this ever happens to my little girl, I'll be FT: 1 Baby

 

I don't think much can top this in the "unpleasant surprise" category: