SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Meeting up with @jfstilling in Orangeburg on the 8th

 

Russell Is my boy

 

The burg...don't let him convince you that Duke's BBQ is best in the state. It's good, but it ain't third tits good

 

Daughter will shit pants
Will get all over yourself
100 percent is chance

 

know your role, mcdermott.

 

Einhorn is a man!!!!!

 

I know that we were all much more flexible when we were young, but I'm having trouble with the body position necessary to poop in ones armpit.

 

Something about you having an Ace Ventura avatar and the idea of FedEx'ing a small dog just works together....

Also ISO.

We actually landed on Killen's for bbq. Going in a few hours.

As the father of 3 and 1 year old boys, I'm not.


Congrats to @jshusc and @TheBeerAlmanac for your LIF wins, I love that the LIF-creator became LIF-winner. Looking forward to finding something for @TheBeerAlmanac 's LIF, and will post the pron when my work laptop decides it wants to play nice.

 

He was talking to me about SC, but Killen's is the top 3 of BBQ on the planet PERIOD

 

Here are the guesses so far, hopefully I didn't miss anyone. Open until Noon today:

@phishbfm 9:53
@zekeman17 17:00
@Houser 16:11
@richardflyr 21:00
@bruindre 58:45
@CTJman 35:00
@TheBeerAlmanac 12:00
@Haywire 40:00
@UtisTheLaw 29:00
@jshusc 31:00
@Steve_Oldrati 61:00
@ripps1 13:00
@Marti403 69:30
@Theortiz01 27:00
@Justinsosmart 15:00
@Lehighace06 8:00
@BuckTuckian 23:00
@ColdOne 32:30
@jfstilling 37:00
@Indytruks138 4:00
@mborden 36:00
@Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky 50:00
@Brewzma 52:00

 

If I knew how to post a GIF, a The Crying Game GIF would be in order for everybody. I'm glad I don't know though, because it would get me kicked off of this site. It is a quite unpleasant surprise.

 

I guessed the 30th minute.

 

37minutes

 

Crying game was actually my first choice but I couldn't find the right one to use so I skipped it.

 

Unpleasant surprise...
A guy I work with owns a house, and being single, he rented out a room to another guy to help make the mortgage. They worked different schedules and seldom saw each other. When he was home, the roommate didn't leave his room, spending his time on the computer or watching tv. Seemed like a pretty good arrangement. Until last Friday when my friend took the cable guy into the roommate's room for an upgrade to Fios. Needless to say, ISO new roommate.

Some of the Iced Tea jugs contained Iced Tea---most held piss. Apparently, 4 steps down the hall to the bathroom was just too far. Emptying the jugs must have seemed like a hassle, too, easier just to stockpile them. How the roommate didn't burn himself alive with all the cigarette butts on the mattress I'll never know. My friend says the trash was 2 feet thick in spots.
Since he is going to be sweating his ass off wearing a mask, gloves and a tyvek suit in 90 degree weather cleaning this mess, the least I can do is share some beer with him to help him rehydrate.
Another sad part of this story is that he was supposed to go to a beer festival with me last weekend, but skipped it in order to evict a roommate and begin cleaning up.

 

63:00

 

I'm going to say this....I think your buddy could use some beer from the all of us. I for one would be willing to send a box of Chi-Town goodness his way. I know myself and if I had to deal with this nightmare, I for sure would need a dozen or so beers just to clean this mess, let alone deal with it. Man, I feel for your buddy.

Say the word @zekeman17 and a box of goodies ships...I'll probably throw a can of Lysol in there as well. Maybe 2!

 

Appreciate the offer, I take care of him pretty good from my boxes. He works in the warehouse and generally receives my incoming beer bombs, so I throw some his way to try. Besides, if he gets thirsty, he can always play Iced Tea Roulette.

 

Unpleasant surprise

That moment you realize you got Lady Boy'd in Bangkok

 

I think it was around $1 per taster when I got to try it last time. I have luckily been there before, just wanted to insist on the chance to go back.