SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

If the one I had a couple weeks ago is any indication, you didn't miss much. I didn't have a chance to try it fresh, but it did not age well at all.

 

Ehh players from other teams count, but not from the current Browns roster. Past Browns players count as well.

 

Cause this is what we do to liars...LOL

 

I know nothing about this other than the fact that you are not my target so in theory, I could ship WTFIY with no fear of spider repercussions.

 

According to weather bug, my box should be arriving in about 84° of sunny weather.

 

You say that now @zekeman17, but here's a little helpful reading if magical boxes keep "popping" up on people's porches.

 

One of these boxes is 444th BIF. One of these boxes is a ninja. An ironic ninja at that. Unless it's full of cards. And then still, I guess it could be an ironic ninja if the cards were...um...ironic.



Pics to follow later.

 

I see what you did there...I see.

 

Man, lots of ninjas around here lately....

 

Got a fridge there at work?

 

It's like the house of flying boxes around here, lots of lurkers in this dojo.

 

Your office looks like mine. I've been considering building a fort with all my stacks of paper and boxes of shit.

 

You're not missing much, but I've got a bottle I'll share with you when you get HOME to Texas.

 

You have no fucking clue. I declined to take a picture of my desk, but if I'm sitting down, you can't see me. I've got a beautiful mind...........syndrome.

 

The ninja initially announces his presence and strikes fear in my hear with GD spider.




Then he drops a patriot(ic) missile of deliciousness of beers I "ain't" never had.



@Lehighace06 went "yard" with this one. See what I did there. He can expect retaliation sooner than he would expect. Go home fucker!

Ironic ninjas are ironic! Thanks brother!

 

Hoo boy! Talk about quality over quantity. This damned 444th BIF really got@zekeman17 to hit a MAJOR want of mine and to introduce me to none other than Tired Hands. Did I mention the permanent want in the box? And a beer that may or may not taste like Tequila???? Yessir!



Yuengling Cooz
Lost Abbey Agave Maria
BBVD (probably my favorite non-BA stout)
TH's Falconer's Flight Single Hop Saison (holy delicious...this one won't last long!)
2013 MoaS (MAJOR want for me, for whatever reason, I've had a lot of trouble getting my hands on this guy)
Troegs Taster Snifter
5 4th of July Mints (big, big time want for me)
Six pack of Firecrackers
Yuengling bottle opener keychain
2 spiders...i really, really hate spiders.

Big time box from Zeke! Glad he picked up part 2 of my LIF, as some payback is warranted. Be warned good sir.

 

A ninja-box just landed in New Jersey....

 

After the box was packed, I realized how ridiculous it was for someone from PA to send fireworks to someone in SC, but whatever. Drink beer and blow something up! 'merica!!
There was originally going to be a Kane growler in there, but they aren't open on Sundays. The Tired Hands was a really good hoppy Saison that should taste real nice on the 4th (or before).
Enjoy.

 

While I was at lunch, a well traveled box showed up from Brewzma. Looks like I'm in for a good 4th!
I felt like an archeologist as I sifted through the clues that trace the box from its beginnings with @ThreeFishes , onwards to @RayOhioFelton , then to @Brewzma and finally to me.
Pr0n tonight.
Thanks, Scott

 

Tell me about it.........My first box landed thanks to @anticipation23 ! Pics to follow tonight! Thank you my friend!