SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

fucking fibs.



im not even going to say much here, but great fucking box. protect yo neck.

(in ron burgandy voice) pa...assemmmmmmbbbbbbbbblllllle!!!

edit: i will say 1 more thing. my wifes remarks and my responses after the root beer.

denise: this is the best beer ive ever had
me: yeah? haha.
denise: no, im dead serious. this is fu...sorry...fucking delicious.
me: its pretty damn good.
denise: can i have another one?
me: i only got 1.
denise: can you get more?
me: its not that simple. i cant walk down the street and get it.
denise: oh (sad face).

 

Hey that's my granite counter!!! With beer on it!

 

As You Wish is awesome. That is all.

 

So YOU'RE the CPA holding onto a VSP (as of today).... I would be in your debt if you opened that at BS 2.0, it's way high up on my hit list and my hope of trying it is falling by the day...

I had a trade with a previous trade partner lined up back when it released, but I haven't heard from him in far too long to really hold out any hope that he's still holding it for me.... I basically consider the deal dead, but just in case I should probably check in with him....


My own pr0n is incoming shortly.

 

Burger flexing babe

 

dont go out to your kitchen.

 

im looking for more of that too. @Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky sent me one of those a long time ago. loved it.

edit: that and before the dawn.

 

Ok...........................here it is







And let's not forget the soldiers...........poor little things....more will fall

 

A hefe growler? Kill me now...

 

general tim sitting on laps coming home from fobab trashed

 

Weakkkk

 

Was he dancing??

 

Yea the macarenna all night

 

I got bored...

 

Best hefe on the planet! (well maybe 2nd)

 

What's first Weinstephaner???

 

So I arrive home to find someone has laid waste to my homestead. Smoldering rubble is all that's left. And I was JUST getting some headway on the rebuild from LAST week when some god damn FIBs torched it. I find the below note tacked to the lone standing support beam:


Apparently those responsible are now so brazen as to threaten me and my statesmen openly, and even sign their names to it! This level of audacity is unheard of in civilized circles, but then again what does one expect from FIBs?

So after surveying the damage, I find at its center a munitions cache, guarded by nearly an entire platoon of infantry troops and even a fighter jet, clearly this is the cause of all the destruction.



FFF Behemoth - Big Want
Solemn Oath Major Big Time - Never heard of it, but god damn if the label isn't apropos
Pipeworks Abduction - This won't help my horizontal as I already have the base beer, but I'm really excited to now have a chance to try it sooner than I will be able to collect all 9 bottles and pop them all at once.
Pipeworks Toasty Nut Abduction - 4th of the set!
Pipeworks Mocha Abduction - 5th! You guys realize that I started working toward this set about a WEEK ago, and I'm already past the half-way point with an extra of the base... ridiculous.
Bruery/FFF Floyd D'Rue - "Drink By June".... I'm assuming this has not been kept at 40 degrees since bottling, and the bugs have had a chance to take over, so I have no idea what to expect. Nevertheless, it's already in the fridge to minimize the impact as much as I can
Stone Espresso Imperial Russian Stout - I can never have too much coffee stout in my life
Revolution Fistmas - Tis the season? I guess? Love Revolution, so looking forward to it
Prairie Wine Barrel Noir - LOVE this beer
New Glarus Apple Ale - Love this one too, but my wife has already called dibs... for sometime next year once she's no longer pregnant


The brazen attacks of this day upon my fellow CPAs and I will not be tolerated. There shall be no white flags. There will be CONSEQUENCES.

 

You da man!!

 

I lost a growler of this in one of the worst trades ever. Dude picked it up for me, then claimed his gf forgot to ship the box when he went away on a business trip. Two weeks later: drain pour hefe . Dude hardly made up for it with the shelf stuff he put in there instead.