SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I hate to say it but I like the original better

 

To celebrate my triumphal (queue trumpets) return to this epic (more trumpets) thread, I will do a mini LIF within the SWTFYW. The first true participant here (no lurkers or FIBS) who correctly identifies two things will receive a small box from yours truly. So, answer two questions:

1. What was the size of the first bottle of beer that we opened at our tailgate today?
2. Identify the items in the following photo that we cooked up in the south lot at Soldier Field today. They were delicious. I will accept a few different responses as correct.

 

#VBS I can't post pics from my phone for some reason.

 

22 oz
sausage wrapped in bacon.

 

Hey... Glad to see you around these parts! I think you might have been one of my very first trade partners.

My guesses?'
1. 32 oz
2. pork loin wrapped in bacon?

 

750mL
bacon-wrapped pork loin

Also, just opened up this #VBS



I believe it's Zeson from Abacus Brewing Company. It's one of @Lehighace06's homebrews. Catching up on my drinking while watching the SNF game... go Giants! (feels weird, man...)

 

1. 1/6 barrel
2. Sausage/Bacon

 

1.) 750ml
2.) Bacon wrapped Brats?

 

12 oz.
sausage wrapped in a luxurious bacon weave

 

22 oz
Bacon wrapped meatloaf ?

 

750 ml
bacon wrapped meatloaf

thanks for the opportunity

 

So I see how it is...I bring ya back from the depths of hell and then I get stiffed on a chance. Why do I feel like the below is my life.

"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."



Not srs



OK a little srs cause I'm trying to rile you up so we can get together and share a beer.

 

My wife hates that movie but I love it. Which means I don't get to watch it very often.

 

VBS Sunday...Mrs. Tasty D wanted a beer or two, so since she had to throw her back out carrying boxes in, she gets her way.

 

I love that movie. I love beer. We both live in IL. I think that's called "date night".

And my wife has never seen it...But she drinks beer. See above post

 

1. 375ml
2. Bacon wrapped meatloaf!

 

1. 750ml

2. Bacon wrapped beef tenderloin

#VBS #SWTFYW

 

Oh, there is bacon involved. But it's got a name. Obscure, but it exists. There is some sausage and other googies under that cloak of fat porkie goodness. Your car has got some.

Size - think FFF but not for the beer itself. I almost got the real big a-hole on the shelf but it was too much of an a-hole for us to take down given that we wanted to drink some others. So I bought a slightly smaller fraulein.

 

In that case 3 liter
And bacon explosion

 

Thanks for the chance