Worst beer you've tried

Craft brews:
DFH Palo Santo Maron
FW Parabola

For $16, Parabola was a waste of money, way too sweet and boozy for my taste. Honestly, if I didn't pay that much (I'm cheap, I guess) for it, I would have poured it out after a couple sips rather than after ~12oz. I imagine my bottle of 18th is going to end up down the drain as well.

Non-Craft:
Bud Light Lime

 

peach barrel wheat ale from Lexington. tried to take a full gulp a few times, couldn't do it. only time I've drain poured a beer.

 

Rogue Voo doo beers

 

Not a big fan of Tequila BA stuff either, but knocking down the jalapeno would be good in my book. It was interesting to a degree that I wanted to like it, so I may have to track down a Reserva because I'm a glutton for punishment.

 

I agree, that has flavors that don't belong in beer, Curry, Cumin, Cayenne, Coconut, and Kaffir Lime Leaf, WTF

 

Newburgh Chili Lime Stout. I hate this beer almost as much as I hate the city it's brewed in

 

I've drank a lot of nasty stuff in high school and early years of college, Busch, Natty, Keystone, etc.
Worst ever was a can of Budweiser I found in my grandfather's fridge from.... 1994.
Drank it after being bet I wouldn't. It was last summer.
Don't drink 20 year old Budweiser. You will regret it.

 

Rogue Voodoo...any of them.

 

Guys (AND Gals)...

Simply put, if your answer is anything OTHER than CAVE CREEK CHILI BEER....you're lying.

 

i would say the peanut butter cup porter from karl strauss. it tasted as it were made of pure dissolved plastic. rubbish

 

Southern Tier Pumpking is my least favorite beer on this planet.

 

Definitely a car warmed Toohey's Red can, but if we're talking expensive beers (which I believe is the OP's original plan) I would have to go with Brasserie Dieu Du Ciel Route Des Epices which I described as:

"tastes like a watered down ginger beer, was expecting a bit more than that. Some mid palate caramel malt sweetness only adds to the whole "ginger beer" illusion. There is a light spicy hop bitter finish but otherwise this is one big glass full of dismay"...

Harsh words indeed.

 

Everything I've had from Sam Adams...

 

My first time going to Alpine. It was for my birthday and I was super stoked my wife would take me 30 mins inland just for beer. I walk in and it is amazing. I look at the tap list every single beer I have heard amazing things about is up there. Then I see it... in big glowing gold letters with doves flying out and a holy choir singing a Collab between 3 Floyds and Boneyard called Armored fist. I think to myself I just won the beer lottery. I'm at alpine and I got to try a collab between two legendary breweries I have never had before... something somewhere is smiling upon me this day. I get a taster set of all the Alpine solid line up and an armored fist. I save armored fist for last. After being blown away by fresh Alpine from the source I'm ready to taste this sweet sweet beer gods nectar. I lift the cup to my lips take a sip and BOOM it hits me like a ton of bricks to my palate. Sweet sweet turpentine. I felt like I had been shot through the heart. Only the beautiful glass of Nelson after saved my pour beer soul...

Bison brewing Chocolate stout... Taste was gritty like bits of sand floating in it. Awesome!

 

heady

 

In order The Martians Kidnap Santa, Killer Penguin Barleywine and Seeking Alpha

 

I'd vote Mickey's as the worst of those three. My roommate and I once bought a bunch of quarts of Mickey's in college because we both had so little money. They were like $0.80 per bottle of horse piss.

 

A-B's Wild Blue. Maybe I had a bad batch but the stuff tasted like berry cough syrup.

 

me and my buddy split a bottle of southern tier pumking...so the bottle was already opened.. lets just say my half didn't make it halfway home before it went out the window..

 

Habanero sculpin. Could barely get a mouthful down. Awful.