Stout BIF Round 4 Hints & Hauls

Understood! Maybe I was just crazily prepared for this in advance, ha ha.

 

Just a heads up to my target, I will definitely be shipping early as I get much more impatient waiting to send my boxes rather than receiving them. Hope you don't mind. Look for a March 20th impact date.

 

I might end up shipping a bit sooner than the shipping window or I may be broke. I am already up to 220 oz and I can't stop buying stuff!

 

I haven't eliminated you yet

 

Damn FIBS...............gotta love me!

 

Back off!!!!! All the FIBS belong to me!

 

easy old man I don't want to hurt you but I will if I have to

 

Being called a FIB just reminded me that I am going to Wisconsin in March. I guess I will have to pick up some New Glarus to add to the box. I am going to try and keep this under 300oz.

 

by this do you mean the bif.... or the box

 

Like other Old wise Men.......................I fight dirty..........real dirty.

 

Because I allowed it...

 

FIB?

 

Fucking Illinois Bastard

 

Hint whatever: my target hasn't posted on page 14.

I don't think I got on the shared info list if it's already been sent out. I'm okay being on it, etc.

 

Hi Nathan!

 

Hi!

 

My target has fewer trades completed (on the new, official system) than I do.

 

This about sums it up.

FIB

Fucking Illinois Bastard or Fucking Illinois Bitch. Used by residents of Wisconsin (and sometimes Michigan) to describe people from Illinois.

FIB's tend to have one or more of the following characteristics:

-Drive slow enough to get passed by grandmothers (even though they go 25 over the limit in their own state).

-If they own a sports car, they drive it like an SUV. If they own an SUV, they drive it like a sports car.

-Lives in an overpriced condo on Chicago's lakefront or an overpriced house in the 'burbs (yet still tell's everyone they're from Chicago).

-Buys a vacation home in Lake Geneva, Door County or Upper Michigan and immediately complains about the lack of urban culture in the area. Yet they can't seem to stop vacationing there.

-FIB men usually claim to be "tough chicago guys" yet are too scared to go anywhere but Miller Park, Water Street or Third Ward when visiting Milwaukee for a Brewers-Cubs game.

-FIB men are usually at least 50 lbs. overweight, yet find room to complain about the supposed lack of size 0 women in Wisconsin and Michigan.

-FIB women are usually either 50 lbs. overweight and insist on wearing halter tops and mini-skirts, or have A-cups and wear tops intended for women with an actual chest.

-Claims to be cultured even though 90% of their wardrobe consists of Cubs and Bears sweatshirts and don't know of any restaurants that aren't bar & grill's.

-Think being an "outdoorsman" means sleeping in a $50,000 RV.

-Thinks Wisconsin wouldn't be able to sustain its economy without them, but don't recognize that they're gullible idiots who buy vacation property in parts of the state that Wisconsin natives don't even want.

-Buys a dried up piece of shit because a Wisconsin merchant told them it was used in Native American puberty rituals.

 

^^^^ This is fucking great!

 

Proud fib here! (though none of those apply to me)

I think it's funny how everyone assumes if you live in Illinois you live in Chicago though!