Stout BIF Round 4 Hints & Hauls

Whom, btw, I am not shipping to.

 

As a reminder, I get all of CT & NY distro

Hint #1: I am not shipping to bozogogbreath
Hint #2: I am not shipping to Dicers

 

My wife is in Brazil the last week of April and 1st week of May, I am hoping that is the release window, if so, Ill be sleeping in my car in the parking lot. Ill hold a couple spots, like others did last year. Funny how the line swelled 30 minutes before the door opened…..

 

Could be me... gotta check my list when I get home to see if I crossed you off already. I'll also put up another hint tonight for my target.

 

Figured as much whomever you ship to is in for a happy drunked time

 

Yessir!

 

That knocks bbpro47 of my list of potential porch bombers. IN has only 92.

 

I can take a hint. One less potential bomber.

 

dang it.

 

Hint #3 - My target lives in a state that was one of the original 13 colonies.

 

Another one bites the dust

 

OK, my target is not in one of the original 13 colonies

 

Another hint...."The Cobra"

 

Damnit!!!!

 

Hint Whatever:
I currently have 4 beers from your want list that are en-route to me, which will be getting added to an already obscene porch humiliating haul. This is ironic because most of them will likely pass through your state on their journey to me. If we didn't have SO MUCH DAMN TIME BEFORE SHIPPING, I'd have considered just having them sent directly to you . 2 are coming from their home state, while the other 2 are coming from somewhere with solid distro, and are already several thousand miles from home...in opposite directions when they start their journey to me.

Cheers!

EDIT: Hopefully I haven't said too much!

 

Holy shit!

 

Pretty good, I do love me some goose island stouts!

 

Hint #4 My target has complete more trades in the new system than I have.

 

Count them boys, that is 20 smiles!!!

 

So, fair warning that the following is for adult eyes only and is very graphic in nature. This could very well be the biggest box I have ever received. This is all for me winning a superbowl square for 88 oz of beer. So, @whyteboy003 sends this...

Started off with a couple of cans, enough to cover the BIF requirements. Very Nice collection of CCB and a Due South.




But wait, then he added a little more: these much be the 4 bombers he was talking about. All new to me.



But, he didn't stop there either, had to add some swag, and of course a bottle to go with it. Due South tits and Mariana Trench.


But, what is a box from Florida without some CCB. So he doesn't disappoint and throws in a couple really nice ones


If you ever watched the Harry Potter movies, this box was like the magic bag of holding, well now we have @whyteboy003 fucking magic box of never ending beer. Yes, this was all in one box. Started to sit down, and took a second look, just to make sure, and low and behold, there was a couple more, some funky Buddha goodness!!!!



Here's to you, Matt!!!! #VBS, no diet today!