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AHHH! What the fuck Karl!

 

"I think I had pants on when I left the house this morning.... no, I KNOW I had pants on.... what the FUCK happened to my pants???"

 

What's a Karl and how do I find one

 

My agent keeps calling me, but I don't want to do a Bubble Boy sequel.

 

@TheBeerAlmanac





Hmm will that be funny? NO i must come up with something witty

 

ISO: Karl
FT: random motivational text messages

 

somebody in Florida should check their porch and post some pron

 

Going to throw out some of my favorites...

"What if when I die, the light at the end of the tunnel I see is just me being pushed out of another vagina"

"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"

"Who keeps putting vegetables... in the beer crisper?"

That awkward moment when you're deep in a thought, then you realize you are staring directly at someone

 

I love Karl, but tell his ass to get a job LOL.

 

Sorry I had to work in the field today. Yes they sell brewery only releases. They get FW distro and mark up all their barrel aged stuff. They sell the Barrelworks stuff at marked up prices as well. They aren't even really selling them under the table either, and it's to whoever wants to pay said amount for the beer.
He is a part of a massive muling club that spans across the nation(he got 12 cases of Feral Viniferina when the limit was 4 bottles a person and sold them like a month later, he also got about 3 cases of KRE as well), and has been caught by some on this site selling in the black market on MBC.

He is definitely much more on the down side of this conversation. I totally understand owners wanting to expand their markets by getting stuff that doesn't hit distro and etc. This guy mules tons of rare release and brewery only releases across the world and saves them for a little bit then has a "cellar sale" and marks everything up. It is really not a "cellar sale" because he has tons of these he is still keeping for himself and more so selling what he doesn't need or have room for.

 

I'll be right over

 

yup. burn this mutha.

 

If you or @LehighAce06 want to know more just shoot me a message. I don't want things blowing up in here.

Edit: I'm going to shoot FW an email about it later.

 

Yeah I'm with Bronce. Fuck this guy

 

Karl has the exact same expression as your avatar, which makes him infinitely creepier

 

Barrelworks release info:

Tickets go on sale April 1st at 9am at eventbrite

Ticket one gets you 3 bottles of Bretta Rose and Sour Opal, unlimited tastes and a Teku glass. Ticket price is roughly $120

Ticket two gets you 6 of each as well as unlimited tastes and a Teku glass. Ticket price is roughly $230

 

"I got naked for that shot and all I get are 12 likes?"

 

I don't need to know who it is, I just need to know FW knows about them and does what they can to shut down their supply.

 

I can't believe I forgot that Black Twitter has a better comment about this picture than I could possibly ever come up with: http://i.imgur.com/ObEGnmCl.jpg

 

Eric is a madman. Crushed me. Thanks!

I love fruited berliners...



but has anybody ever heard of this Hill Farmstead place?