SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Want to get the day off to a great start? Tell her she did it wrong.

 

He looks like a pink nightmare!
A deranged Easter Bunny!

 

I don't see an evacuation flap...

 

hahahahahhahahah, im speechless.

 

ha, there is a youtube video out there that includes the toilet paper roll thing. something along the lines of "dumb things couples argue about". we laughed about it, but my wife doesnt think about things like that. she spends her time worrying and stressing herself out about other things like the price of tea in china, how fast im driving around a sharp turn, and if our daughter is going to choke on her binky.

 

That's my favorite

 

That is fucking hilarious! Now the real question is, did you buy this for PJ day, or did you already own it?

 

That chair isn't leather, and I doubt that office smells of rich mahogany. So, you won't find it in my office. Also, I don't see the sign that says "If you bring wolf spiders across the threshold of this office, your soul be damned and your village be smited." Definitely not my office.

 

Hahaha.....well played sir

 

You didn't say "Rich Corinthian Leather" you're slumming it............

 

Isn't that fairly obvious???

 

Haha; without fail!!

Now question 2 (and it's an easy answer, but seemingly has the same "wrong" results as the above):

What is the proper way to dispense toothpaste from the tube (i'll make it even easier - multiple choice)?

1. squeeze from the bottom and work your way up till the tube is empty (still talking toothpaste)
2. squeeze from the middle, top, or anywhere your fingers happen to grab the tube & leave it back on the counter top
3. there is no 3
4. just smash the tube till the cap comes off and scrape toothpaste from somewhere it exploded onto (not a practical answer, just needed more than 2 )

 

The answer is 2

 

Wrong. It's 1. My wife thinks it's 2, so I know that is not the right answer.

 

You're obviously a "behind the roll" kinda guy too aren't ya?

 

i go with 1 also. but there does come a time when you just have to grab whatever you can. once a bit of effort is involved, my wife used to throw the tube away (toothpaste). i tell her to just let me use it, and i use the toothbrush like a damn squeegee (googled the spelling) and get all the toothpaste as close to the top as possible without is coming out (still toothpaste). i get like 3-4 days more brushing out of that thing.

i should point out i hate wasting stuff.

 

I put the tube in my mouth and suck out the required amount of toothpaste before introducing the brush

 

The answer is a variant on 2, squeeze wherever then obsessively wring the tube from the bottom (I use the counter and my palm instead of the toothbrush, same effect). Every time.

I literally get an entire month after my wife is "done with it". Sometimes longer.

 

This. exactly.

 

What is this toothpaste you speak of? Every morning I go outside, cut a fresh twig with my Bowie Knife then dip in my family's secret concoction of baking powder, pumice, crushed eggshells, a "secret ingredient" and a dash of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.

All this newfangled technology..................bah humbug.