SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Hey @Tertullian007 I was thinking about it and I wanted you to know you are one of us for sure! I think if all that shit in your life went down 6 months later you would have been taken care of by us but it happened before we really solidified into what we are now. You leaving brought Seth closer to this group and now he is the freakin gate keeper for god sake. Just wanted to say it. Don't doubt it. You may have disappeared for a while but we never let you leave. We kept you alive through mockery and a little love. Glad you are back man.

Also @Dave_Treat cheers to your tough mama!

Now I need to go find an appropriate beer to dry my tears knowing a vanilla rye fell victim to the floor of a cellar in Florida.

 

For realz? He dropped it? That's horrible. I always wonder what the hell I'd do if something rare I promised got lost or destroyed in shipping (which isn't exactly what you're talking about, but close). That would suck so bad.

 

It does suck..........well you might almost quit trading because you are so disgusted, but think better of it and then enter a stout BIF with the other party, request them as a target and then bomb the crap out of them

Well that is one option.....

 

And a candy van...

 

I would have entered but when I knew you could not be my target, I passed...no stout BIF will ever be the same...

 

@Hoptimus-Prime sorry to hear about your wife bud. I'm scared as fuck of guns. Never shot one in my life, but since I've had a kid, I've debated getting one to protect my home/family. Hope everything gets better quickly and as painlessly as possible

 

Ask a question, get an answer. That's clearly how it's done.

 

Aw

Awesome man! Yeah I'll see you next weekend then! (Please don't punch me in the dick...)

 

If you would like, I'd be happy to run around and grab a few things for them to bring down with them, I'm happy to help you out. A couple Tired Hands or Forest & Main growler fills, any other locals, whatever.

 

I'm calling you out on this one..........I remember taking this photo the last time I saw you....

 

I filled it!

I live with my parents, dont remind me.

Punch him in the dick

 

I wish you did enter.....

 

@jshusc was it you with the guns and airport quote for the Matty Hooba mini contest?

 

I know, but you already told me you were going to cheat on my with @dust_bunny ...sad feelz...

 

I'm scared of guns too. If someone wants to break in I'm gonna stab them in the throat with a butcher knife!

 

This can solve most of the problems in the world...

 

AMEN brotha!!! I have never touched one and have actually never even seen a real one other than exhibits in museums...

 

I shot a few...a 45 a magnum a uzi...it is fun. But with kids in the house and my temper with strangers too much bad vs good. This however is not to start a debate. I fully respect others rights to own and carry firearms.


Funny story. My wife's uncle sleeps with a gun on his night stand. He also snores like a ************* so his wife sleeps in a separate room. Well one night he hears someone walking around and figures his wife got up to take a piss. Some time passes and he never hears the toilet flush. He wakes up some time later and realizes someone broke in his kitchen window and stole some money from the cupboard and left. I teased him that he finally had his chance to shoot someone and slept through it.

Now if that dude had come upstairs with bad intentions I'd be sorry I didn't have a gun. Constant internal conflict.

Where is that beer!

 

Hell if I know. I'm drunk most of the time.

 

Pumpkins don't stand a chance bro!!!