SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

He says he can't wait til tomorrow when your box lands.

 

Long time... hows the back?

 

Ha this one is just a small sampling that is mainly a box for brad with a few Nice extra bottles for Mac. Next week will be the opposite with a main box for Mac with a few treats for brad...

 

Every now and again I tweak it, and then shit sucks for a week or two.. ugh

 

Brad is one cool cat. Very generous.

 

Blakkr just hit the shelves, be careful!

 

Overated crap. Hope the tickers enjoy a mediocre black ipa

 

Agreed didn't like it much at all

 

So, totally unexpected, @jdhowe ninja'ed the fuckshit out of my ballsack.


I fully assumed this was an accidental shipment from a March Madness LIF loser until I saw the formal titled envelope with the following message:


I realize this is posting sideways and I'm too lazy to take any extra measures to correct it so here is the text:

Esteemed Mr. Huber

I hope this letter finds you well:

Enclosed is the requested sample for your careful review. I trust your expertise in the important matter, and I defer to you on making ultimately the decision on whether this "Bernice" is more agreeable than that "Arthur" that comes from the farms atop hills, and moreso whether she warrants the effort to procure. Notice that this Bernice is her fourth incarnation, dating to July 2013, and is known to be very violent when released. I caution you for the sake of your garments and tablecloths - please liberate her only near a sink or proper glassware.

I ask only the following: that you make the effort to allow others to also form their opinions of Bernice. Additionally, it is requested that you document your experience on video, much as you have previously done with with many other fine beverages. I defer again to your expertise and and discretion in making the relevant decisions pertinent to these tasks, but am available should you desire further counsel on these matters.

Regards,

<illegible>

Joshua D. Howe, Ph. D.​

Foremost, your elocution rivals that of the most traditional British royalty. As a fellow Ph. D. holder in the field of Grammar ****ism, it is refreshing to hold such eloquent diction in my hands. Thank you for letting me hold your diction.

But now for the actual ****.


I'm starting to like the candy trend.

And some proper underwear.


And the money shot.


Really excited to try my first sara since college, not to mention the plethora of other mouth candy. My friend, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Much appreciated and unnecessary, video evidence will take place.

 

his talks or writes too? mine isnt as impressive as i like to believe.

 

The man crush is real. ISO mouth hugs.

 

Come on, it's all about the UTPHJ's

 

why you no respond to my sexy messages

 

You guys are crazy and I pretty much hate Black IPAs, Blakkr is Abrasive with black food coloring. Unless you are talking about Real Ales Blakkr, yes that was mediocre.

 

Surly Blakkr>FFF Blakkr>Real Ale Blakkr

 

I only had Real Ale

 

Lots of pron lately, I like it, I like it a lot.

 

Ninja box to man I've consumed beer with will land tomorrow

 

I'm getting drunk, that is all!

 

I AM drunk. That is all.