The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Another night, another growler.



Man its good to be from the north! Just about loaded up on all the ammo i need for my southern box. Someones about to get hurt...

 

Box??? Us here southerners send out BOXES! You better come correct Mudsill! (yea I've been lookin up deragotory terms for northerners on Google)

 

Have been sitting on this one for a while, hope they make it again. Pretty damn good

 

If you only knew whats coming your way.

Next week my wife and I will be renting a nice little cabin in Virginia right on the battlefield of a Union Victory. Each night I will be bombing that southern porch with northern beers, being cheered to the victory and surrender of 150 years ago.

 

I love the base beer, my wife does as well, she only likes sours and this is one of her favorites.

 

First of all give credit. That box is sick, and I really don't know who sent it.

Secondly don't eat soap.

Bro, I love you like a bro. Know what I'm saying? You are out matched in this one. Like 150 years ago, it's over!

I sent my one bottle to @FATC1TY i think?! because my buddy said he would open his with me. Fingers crossed.

 

Up here in the north we have this thing called an education (the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction, especially at a school or university.) where you get from a college (an educational institution or establishment, in particular.) Believe it or not you have to pay to go to one of those, its not just like going to your neighbors and learning how to milk a goat.

But as a loyal member of the union, i will return fire for every box that comes close to my house. Im taking Prescotts approach and not shooting until i see the whites of your rebel eyes.

 

@Clarkson cpngrats on your 2000 before you even hit it

 

@UcDru over super mega killed it as usual

 

The trillium growler is just bodhi in new England clothes

 

Just Bodhi...

 

Thats a tease if you ask me

 

Nevermind....

 

If the intentions of this message were to make it to my shit list, then you succeeded my young college bound whippersnapper!

 

If you're name has a consonant in it and you live south of the Mason-Dixon Line I'd be seriously concerned.

 

Don't make me get the biggest box Home Depot sells and fill it with MGD, something you southerners might understand. Ill do it, even just for the joke of it all.

 

I love you too Bro. But this war will end on our terms! If I gotta send each and every one of you bluebellie, mudsill, yanks a 50lb destroyer then By God I will!

 

Has anyone else made it to @whyteboy003 shitlist!? or am i the one and only.

 

Shitlist in the south is the line to use the out house. So I wouldn't worry about it.

 

I had two separate non-BA friends tell me, when I told them about this war, that I should just send a case of bud light.......

I laughed, and then said "I simply couldn't do that and feel good about it, as hilarious as it would be"