The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Same for me!

 

I've heard reports of a direct mortar hit on the home front. Watch out southern brethren... The union scum have taken to using alternative shipping to avoid fedex detection! I'll be heading home after work to survey the damage. Good thing I had already started a volley of my own and had moved the munitions in question to my office preemptively. Vengeance shall be swift and merciless. Also dat pr0n.

 

Smooth transition there...

 

I have reports of two UPS check marks on Southern swine, TNSWA!

 

Did you say swine? Now I's thinkin bout bacon and got a hunger for retribution.

 

Your compadre @rspauldi will be able to help you out with that hunger for Retribution (Duclaw that is)

 

C'mon man, too easy. Give us a tougher one.

 

Woah! Big thanks to @Mikexw and @Clarkson for the amazing spreadsheet. I didn't know you could do things like these on Excel.

 

Well, This yankee has spent 61 hours at work this week (prior to today), and it looks like I have a good 40 or more hours left.

While this has made return fire difficult, I did manage to launch a "20 lb." counter-attack early this morning.

I will now return to my classroom to aid in the intellectual cultivation of the fine minds of our northern youth. Later, I will retire to the theater to to participate in a fine northern tradition--the production of a whimsical and heartwarming musical, Mary Poppins. @LehighAce06, you're invited. #TNSWA!

 

Just a friendly reminder to wear a helmet tonight...you know what happens to us Northerners at theaters in the midst of a Civil War.

 

Two additional touchdowns have happened in the south today!

 

Small little box landed in Georgia I believe

 

I'm starting to worry. @Dave_Treat did the package arrive safely?

 

Thats almost not funny….. Lincoln passed away 150 years ago yesterday. Too soon?

 

You not only hit his porch but knocked out his internet.

 

He is having someone chisel the pron onto a stone tablet Dave is a bit old school like that...he can't take pictures with his rotary home phone and cell phone in a bag...southerners....psssshhh

 

He most likely just repaired the telegraph wires from the fall of Richmond, and the pony express takes over for UPS, FedEx in that part of the country.

 

It's not me, so please tell me you hit the mod!

@FATC1TY thought he'd be safe from return fire; we tried to warn him!

 

Just a small shot...keep him on the outside of this conflict ...

 

Didn't he say yesterday that he was on a plane? I'd imagine he's a) not online as much and b) not home anyway