Worst beer you've tried

Not including BMC, Sam Adams Boston Lager, hate this stuff.

 

San Miguel, Skol in the 80s.

 

Doggie Claws 2014, from Hair of the Dog. It didn't help that the bottle I got was completely flat and probably infected. It reeked and tasted of spoiled cider, and all I could stomach was a half-sip. The rest was a drain pour. I pitied the drain.

 

And yet it led to some nice trades.

 

Wasn't the worst and didn't drain pour but Stone Chai stout did nothing for me . Love chai, love beer, just not chai beer

 

Lagunitas MN Fusion 15.

 

Sweetwater Blue was disgusting. Couldn't do more than a sip.
Surprisingly enough I found Ballast Point Dorado to be absolutely disgusting - tasted to me like antibiotics and bitter herbs. Might just be my taste buds though since I've seen other similar reviews and the other people drinking it next to me got none of that awful bitter flavor. I know it's not a matter of me hating bitterness or dIPAs; I think it might simply be an issue of defective taste buds.

 

I'll trade you for it.

 

I mean, how many of us have tried some home brew that was just awful and had to pretend it was good...I did with a couple of friends for years and now one gave it up and the other is making amazing stuff...he was going too big and realized there are fundamentals, just like everything else where there is is a learning curve..

 

Gouden Carolus Noel by Brouwerij Het Anker. A belgian strong dark ale. Disgusting!

 

Sam Adams Chocolate Bock almost made me boot!

 

Only people who went to Michigan State, or are from Mid Michigan would understand, but any beer from Harper's, especially the Spartan wheat. Taste like dirty bath water mixed with year old shock top

 

BMC beers have a subtle dirty taste, like tap water or the liquid canned vegetables sit in, but beers like Tripel Bock, Mikkeller Black and other "craft" atrocities take hellish beer experiences to a new level.

 

I bought Motor City Summer Brew based on the label and it tasted like a boozy rolling rock combined with styrofoam.

 

I have had many truly vile homebrews. A couple WA breweries that could maybe use some advice are Birdsview and Elk Head.

 

This is true. I tried Black and Blackest on tap...I couldn't recommend either.

 

Straight to Ale - Lily Flagg Milk Stout

Love their Laika and its variants but this thing taste like spoiled milk.

 

Witch Hunt Spiced Harvest Ale - BridgePort Brewing

Not much spice, not much taste...

 

Kelpie Seaweed Ale

 

Once you discount beers that are infected, I'll go with Buffalo Bill's Blueberry Oatmeal Stout.
Tastes like someone melted down Strawberry Shortcake figurines. Just burning plastic and blueberry "essence."

If infected beers count, Grand Lake's Three Degrees of Awesome tasted like they blended 3 infected beers together into a triumvirate of infection. Everything from sourness, to baby vomit, to teriyaki rolled into one.